is your penis shrinking?

[Bert Notorius]

The Department of Urology, University of Florence, Italy study says the average penis is 10% smaller since the 1960s.

and i thought my job sucks...what do you do? i measure dicks.

 

[Wings]

Why yes it is, thank you for caring.


Although I bet Neci would love this job.

 

[BiTodd]

Right this second I can honestly say my penis is not shrinking. Isn't lit wonderful?

 

[blobfish]

Right this second I can honestly say my penis is not shrinking. Isn't lit wonderful?

You're getting a chubby from the GB?

 

[Bert Notorius]

where did they get the data pre 1960?

old farts?

 

[garbage can]

The Department of Urology, University of Florence, Italy study says the average penis is 10% smaller since the 1960s.

and i thought my job sucks...what do you do? i measure dicks.

Dicks have been shrinking ever since they banned DDT.

 

[bronzeage]

The Department of Urology, University of Florence, Italy study says the average penis is 10% smaller since the 1960s.

and i thought my job sucks...what do you do? i measure dicks.

It's just a statistical anomaly. In the 60's survey participants just filled out a form.

Now that they really measure, all the numbers are down.

 

[Bert Notorius]

another prime example that G/god has a wicked sense of humor.

 

[theault_b]

I link this disturbing gem...

penis shrinking

...been saving this reference since I first learnt of it in pay-fer-school!

 

[thirty]

The Department of Urology, University of Florence, Italy study says the average penis is 10% smaller since the 1960s.

and i thought my job sucks...what do you do? i measure dicks.

You guys have nothing to complain compared to we Chinese.

 

[BiTodd]

You're getting a chubby from the GB?

It is cutie pies like you..... All that peach fuzz. Mmmmmm.

 

[BiTodd]

You guys have nothing to complain compared to we Chinese.

It was a big joke when the US shipped all of our largest maxim condoms to china and marked them all size small.

 

[LillyO]

According to the leading oracle of the right its feminists fault. Surprise


Rush Limbaugh on Thursday lashed out at feminists — who he called “feminazis” — over the news that male genitalia are shrinking.

The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors.

But Limbaugh wasn’t buying that explanation.

“I think it’s feminism,” he declared. “If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male’s] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.”

 

[blobfish]

It is cutie pies like you..... All that peach fuzz. Mmmmmm.

Quit obsessing over my peaches. I don't want you to shake my tree.

 

[Bert Notorius]

According to the leading oracle of the right its feminists fault. Surprise


Rush Limbaugh on Thursday lashed out at feminists — who he called “feminazis” — over the news that male genitalia are shrinking.

The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors.

But Limbaugh wasn’t buying that explanation.

“I think it’s feminism,” he declared. “If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male’s] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.”

it also makes you go deaf.

 

[LillyO]

Is it 10% smaller than your grandfathers tree?

 

[LillyO]

it also makes you go deaf.

Good then hopefully you can't speak either.

 

[blobfish]

Is it 10% smaller than your grandfathers tree?

Actually, thanks to the increase in carbon in our atmosphere, my tree is 20% larger.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Good then hopefully you can't speak either.

i let my small penis do all the talking.

 

[BiTodd]

Good then hopefully you can't speak either.

Nothing sexier than a hot sarcastic feminist......

 

[Bert Notorius]

Nothing sexier than a hot sarcastic feminist......

yeah.........

 

[LillyO]

Actually, thanks to the increase in carbon in our atmosphere, my tree is 20% larger.

So its only 5% smaller then.

 

[blobfish]

So its only 5% smaller then.

Maths are hard.

 

[BiTodd]

Where does girth come into play? Are all of the overweight guys penises fatter too? Could be a plus.....

 

[blobfish]

Where does girth come into play? Are all of the overweight guys penises fatter too? Could be a plus.....

Nope, definitely not. In fact, extra weight makes it look smaller. Relativity.