MidgetClown
Loves Spam
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2013
- Posts
- 668
First of all, being only four feet tall is a real bummer.
I have to shop for clothes in the children's department at Walmart.
It's especially insulting when someone pats me on the head instead of shaking my hand.
Anyway, I started dressing like a clown and got more respect.
I bought a used hot dog cart on eBay and went to the beach.
It was an instant success even though I used the cheapest wieners I could find.
Wealthy people began hiring me for their little bastard kid's birthday parties.
Oh, forgot to say that I make balloon animals too.
Anyway, it really pisses me off at a party when a little prick says, "Let's kick the midget in the nuts!"
The mother fuckers pop my balloons and inhale the helium then laugh while they kick me.
It's like being attacked a mob of angry Wizard of Oz munchkin people.
I wised up to their pranks a while back and got a protector from the sporting goods department.
The next morning, I limp to the bank and deposit the check.
It's enough to pay the rent, but that's about it.
If you would like to hire me, please call 1-800-midget-clown
I have to shop for clothes in the children's department at Walmart.
It's especially insulting when someone pats me on the head instead of shaking my hand.
Anyway, I started dressing like a clown and got more respect.
I bought a used hot dog cart on eBay and went to the beach.
It was an instant success even though I used the cheapest wieners I could find.
Wealthy people began hiring me for their little bastard kid's birthday parties.
Oh, forgot to say that I make balloon animals too.
Anyway, it really pisses me off at a party when a little prick says, "Let's kick the midget in the nuts!"
The mother fuckers pop my balloons and inhale the helium then laugh while they kick me.
It's like being attacked a mob of angry Wizard of Oz munchkin people.
I wised up to their pranks a while back and got a protector from the sporting goods department.
The next morning, I limp to the bank and deposit the check.
It's enough to pay the rent, but that's about it.
If you would like to hire me, please call 1-800-midget-clown
