Is This New

[ElectricBlue]

The cam models banner at the top of the page isn't x-out-of-able (you can't x out of it). Annoying because I use a screen reader when I'm driving.

You read while you're driving? Are you serious?

 

[SimonDoom]

I feel a little like a bystander in the crowd outside Willy Wonka's factory. I have no idea what goes on in there but if I get a bite of chocolate and a glimpse of an Oompa Loompa I'll probably be satisfied for a while.

 

[Bamagan]

I feel a little like a bystander in the crowd outside Willy Wonka's factory. I have no idea what goes on in there but if I get a bite of chocolate and a glimpse of an Oompa Loompa I'll probably be satisfied for a while.

You're an Oompa Loompa peeper? I bet they have a choreographed song and dance number to shame you for that.

 

[SimonDoom]

You're an Oompa Loompa peeper? I bet they have a choreographed song and dance number to shame you for that.

Oompa loompa, doopity doo
I've got a thong-clad Loompa for you

Oompa loompa, doopity dee
Stand at the window, what do you see?

 

[Bamagan]

Oompa loompa, doopity doo
I've got a thong-clad Loompa for you

Oompa loompa, doopity dee
Stand at the window, what do you see?

Why do you lurk with your dick in your hands?
Stroking as fast as an orangutan can?
Why do you beat? Rubbing wiener-y meat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it...

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Whatever the improvements are, a changelog would be nice.

2025 Literotica Overhaul (Patch v27.11.420.69d) - Patch Notes

• Stories will start taking one second less to be approved.
• Fixed a visual glitch regarding the wrong shade of black for text in Light Mode.
• Switching to Literotica Classic is now opt out.
• Fixed one of the lady's high heels that was higher than the other.
• Coffee spilled on the AI detector.
• Added a new guideline forbidding stories that spontaneously combust upon finished reading.
• KittyOfSteele was released from the flogging room.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

2025 Literotica Overhaul (Patch v27.11.420.69d) - Patch Notes

• Stories will start taking one second less to be approved.
• Fixed a visual glitch regarding the wrong shade of black for text in Light Mode.
• Switching to Literotica Classic is now opt out.
• Fixed one of the lady's high heels that was higher than the other.
• Coffee spilled on the AI detector.
• Added a new guideline forbidding stories that spontaneously combust upon finished reading.
• KittyOfSteele was released from the flogging room.

I requested a changelog with the feedback button then I came here and saw this. Is it bad that it took me until the 5th bullet point before I realized this wasn’t real?

 

[Actingup]

2025 Literotica Overhaul (Patch v27.11.420.69d) - Patch Notes

• KittyOfSteele was released from the flogging room.

...and then sent back again for another session..

 

[onehitwanda]

In practice, it means you now have to opt IN to the classic view (which I still prefer for the Category Hubs).

Classic View is the one true UI. Anything else is a lie.

 

[onehitwanda]

Oompa loompa, doopity doo
I've got a thong-clad Loompa for you

Oompa loompa, doopity dee
Stand at the window, what do you see?

What the fuck, Simon.

 

[alohadave]

Anyone who gets a comment, take a look at the link from the Activity page on your profile, or from the comment icon on a story. A version of your profile biography shows at the top of the page.

It's been a while since I got a comment, so I hadn't looked at them recently. It seems to take the contents of the Biography field on the Options page of your profile at the time that the comment was made, or when this change was made. I checked my oldest story with the newest comment being 3 years ago, and it captured the status I had.

 

[Writer61]

...and then sent back again for another session..

I assume at your own request,

 

[YmaOHyd]

What the fuck, Simon.

Not one for the book, I take it.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

I requested a changelog with the feedback button then I came here and saw this. Is it bad that it took me until the 5th bullet point before I realized this wasn’t real?

2025 Literotica Overhaul (Patch v27.11.420.69d) - Pending fixes

• All stories sent back shall have no reason for rejection.
• Incest stories will only be required to end in pregnancy if they are published in the month of November, and there is evidence of a vaginal creampie happening during Valentine's Day.
• Announce that Mind Control will not be merged with R/NC.
• Remove the top limit on penis size and breast size sliders.
• Authors will be able to explode commenters' heads through cyber telekinesis, but only on a Friday 13th on a leap year, and exclusively to Loving Wives commenters.
• Call ChloeTzang to fix the espresso machine.
• Tweaking the Stacnash bot in both chat and comments to encourage further passive-aggressive feedback.
• Clean up the sewers (PB) of the forum for real this time.
• Make sure all patch notes aren't real from the first bullet point.
• Release KittyOfSteele from the flogging room again.
• Clean up coffee spilled on AI detector.

...and then sent back again for another session..

I assume at your own request,

Actually, it was my own request after I saw the dominatrix out of the latex catsuit and recognized she was the lady at the home page.

[THE TIME PERIOD FOR THIS USER INSIDE THE FLOGGING ROOM HAS BEEN EXTENDED FOR BREAKING THE NDA]

 

[onehitwanda]

2025 Literotica Overhaul (Patch v27.11.420.69d) - Pending fixes

• All stories sent back shall have no reason for rejection.
• Incest stories will only be required to end in pregnancy if they are published in the month of November, and there is evidence of a vaginal creampie happening during Valentine's Day.
• Announce that Mind Control will not be merged with R/NC.
• Remove the top limit on penis size and breast size sliders.
• Authors will be able to explode commenters' heads through cyber telekinesis, but only on a Friday 13th on a leap year, and exclusively to Loving Wives commenters.
• Call ChloeTzang to fix the espresso machine.
• Tweaking the Stacnash bot in both chat and comments to encourage further passive-aggressive feedback.
• Clean up the sewers (PB) of the forum for real this time.
• Make sure all patch notes aren't real from the first bullet point.
• Release KittyOfSteele from the flogging room again.
• Clean up coffee spilled on AI detector.

Actually, it was my own request after I saw the dominatrix out of the latex catsuit and recognized she was the lady at the home page.

[THE TIME PERIOD FOR THIS USER INSIDE THE FLOGGING ROOM HAS BEEN EXTENDED FOR BREAKING THE NDA]

You should publish this in Fetish