Is This New

[ElectricBlue]

The cam models banner at the top of the page isn't x-out-of-able (you can't x out of it). Annoying because I use a screen reader when I'm driving.

You read while you're driving? Are you serious?

 

[SimonDoom]

I feel a little like a bystander in the crowd outside Willy Wonka's factory. I have no idea what goes on in there but if I get a bite of chocolate and a glimpse of an Oompa Loompa I'll probably be satisfied for a while.

 

[Bamagan]

I feel a little like a bystander in the crowd outside Willy Wonka's factory. I have no idea what goes on in there but if I get a bite of chocolate and a glimpse of an Oompa Loompa I'll probably be satisfied for a while.

You're an Oompa Loompa peeper? I bet they have a choreographed song and dance number to shame you for that.

 

[SimonDoom]

You're an Oompa Loompa peeper? I bet they have a choreographed song and dance number to shame you for that.

Oompa loompa, doopity doo
I've got a thong-clad Loompa for you

Oompa loompa, doopity dee
Stand at the window, what do you see?

 

[Bamagan]

Oompa loompa, doopity doo
I've got a thong-clad Loompa for you

Oompa loompa, doopity dee
Stand at the window, what do you see?

Why do you lurk with your dick in your hands?
Stroking as fast as an orangutan can?
Why do you beat? Rubbing wiener-y meat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it...

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Whatever the improvements are, a changelog would be nice.

2025 Literotica Overhaul (Patch v27.11.420.69d) - Patch Notes

• Stories will start taking one second less to be approved.
• Fixed a visual glitch regarding the wrong shade of black for text in Light Mode.
• Switching to Literotica Classic is now opt out.
• Fixed one of the lady's high heels that was higher than the other.
• Coffee spilled on the AI detector.
• Added a new guideline forbidding stories that spontaneously combust upon finished reading.
• KittyOfSteele was released from the flogging room.