Is this a bad day?

Excellent...wear them with one of those Honk Kong Mystery Disease white masks, go to the WalMart, and collapse near the entrance and start twitching on the floor!
 
LadyGuinivere said:
ROFL!! Good one, Lance!

The only problems with twitching on the floor in camo and a mask at WalMart are:

1. The greeter could have flashbacks to WW2 and bayonet you with the Sales flyer;

2. The ensuing stampede could leave you with wobbly cart treads all over your body;

3. They might think you're break dancing and simply call Security to have you moved.
 
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