Is there anything more entertaining...

[Linedrive]

...than watching a female post a personal ad at lit, and watching the sharks come circling. I've got an 82% success rate at predicting what the first post to reply will say.

Seriously, if you want some entertainment...spend a few minutes over there

 

[superlittlegirl]

I bet it's lots more fun to make up an ad if you're not really a woman. If I were a guy, I'd be the prettiest, leggiest, perkiest, giggling-est nympho on the whole board. And I'd be lonely, and wealthy, and looking for male companionship. Oh, and I'd like to swallow, too.

 

[lavender]

 

[RastaPope]

Idunno. Retards are pretty funny.

Corky is comedy gold.

 

[Cibo]

I bet it's lots more fun to make up an ad if you're not really a woman. If I were a guy, I'd be the prettiest, leggiest, perkiest, giggling-est nympho on the whole board. And I'd be lonely, and wealthy, and looking for male companionship. Oh, and I'd like to swallow, too.

I never saw your ad over there!!

 

[superlittlegirl]

SLG,

You left out, taking it in the ass.

Oh, how silly of me. I thought that was a given!

 

[Guest]