Is Kristen Bell too vanilla?

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I'm the fist guy to be annoying and trash threads that boost vanilla actresses as potential story subjects, but there is something about KB that makes me want to tie her to her Lazy-Boy and use her...
 
I'm strongly against lewding real life people. But as Kristen Bell is lovely I can understand the tempation.
 
I'm the fist guy to be annoying and trash threads that boost vanilla actresses as potential story subjects, but there is something about KB that makes me want to tie her to her Lazy-Boy and use her...
I want to be the fist guy…..
 
I'm the fist guy to be annoying and trash threads that boost vanilla actresses as potential story subjects, but there is something about KB that makes me want to tie her to her Lazy-Boy and use her...

I agree but I also imagine that there's a dark side behind those blue eyes. It's entirely possible that on any given night you'd find her watching TV, dressed in a tight leather outfit and six-inch heels while Dax is tied to a chair with a ball gag and a vibrator up his ass.
 
I'm the fist guy to be annoying and trash threads that boost vanilla actresses as potential story subjects, but there is something about KB that makes me want to tie her to her Lazy-Boy and use her...
Who is Kristen Bell? Okay, I looked her up. Go ahead if you please. I've had a number of fictional female characters who are quite ordinary or even quirky-looking. That's the way most women are. In fact, that's the way most men are too. It gets a bit dull when every character is beautiful or handsome.
 
She is kind of vanilla which could be good for story purposes, you could invent a sexual identity for her which makes us perceive her differently.
 
She's little miss perfect. Honestly I've been a little in love (and lust) with her. I'd drink the bathwater. There's something so pure about her it makes me want to treat her right and make love to her, not just "fuck her". I guess thats what makes it an actual crush haha.
 
She's little miss perfect. Honestly I've been a little in love (and lust) with her. I'd drink the bathwater. There's something so pure about her it makes me want to treat her right and make love to her, not just "fuck her". I guess thats what makes it an actual crush haha.

Imagine if she was your sister! You would enjoy showering with her and sleeping with her in the same bed in a cabin for ski trips.
 
She's good-looking, bland, likeable, non-threatening to women and apparently doesn't turn anything down.

Bell's involvement in a project usually is a red flag indicating mediocrity.

Having said that, I could see her being a template for the protagonist in an erotic story.
 
Kristen Bell is like wife material. Fantasizing about her makes me want to marry her, make love to her, rub her back after, make her breakfast in the morning. Pack lunches for our beautiful kids where all the beauty comes from her and then drive them to school to come back and find her in her pajamas reading BHG magazine and then eat her out and seduce her into bed for day time fun.

It's weird, I just want to make her happy
 
I find her attractive. She also seems to have a sense of humor, not take herself too seriously. Wife material? I can see that.
 
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