Is it unusual...

[curiousk0808]

Not to be confused with Mentos, which when added to a 2 liter bottle of cola can be damn fizzy and pretty cool.

I think you just made me wet!

 

[where]

Not to be confused with Mentos, which when added to a 2 liter bottle of cola can be damn fizzy and pretty cool.

that has the potential to be fabricated into a sex toy.

 

[DVS]

I think you just made me wet!

A Mentos orgasm! Clean up in isle 5.

that has the potential to be fabricated into a sex toy.

Another clean up in isle 5.


and 6, 7, 8...

 

[where]

A Mentos orgasm! Clean up in isle 5.

Another clean up in isle 5.


and 6, 7, 8...

see, I was thinking about the contraceptive douches which often (Incorrectly) suggested using cola and now this...

it's mmmm and ouch all at once!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

also, you can be sexually submissive, call yourself a sub and still be an in-yer-face hardass bitch

Those are the ones I usually like.

 

[DVS]

see, I was thinking about the contraceptive douches which often (Incorrectly) suggested using cola and now this...

it's mmmm and ouch all at once!

It is also another usage of the term crotch rocket!

 

[where]

Those are the ones I usually like.

as a masochist, you are in the right place

It is also another usage of the term crotch rocket!

*eyes water*

 

[Dionysian Beast]

as a masochist, you are in the right place

But you see, I am no masochist. That's all in the bedroom. In reality, independent intelligent women turn me on.

 

[where]

But you see, I am no masochist. That's all in the bedroom. In reality, independent intelligent women turn me on.

masochist

 

[Dionysian Beast]

masochist

Blow me, please.

 

[where]

Blow me, please.

say "pretty please with a cherry on top".

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Thank you all for the reassurance and advice; I guess I was just concerned with misrepresenting myself if/when it gets to that point in RL. And your recommendations for sites have been equally amazing!

Nope, if you say 'this is what I think I'm into, and would like to try, but I have no rl experience yet' you're representing yourself quite well.

Just carry a stick so you can fend off all the icky ones who'd want to take advantage in the bad ways, and trust yourself, and your instincts, and take things easy.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Something tells me it's not preferred to receive a package with the label visible to everybody from the FedEx man down to your neighbors.

Which reminds me: Don't buy from OS if you can help it. lol I bought some stuff from an American site once, including a ballgag, and when the package arrived, the guys at Quarantine Inspection services had had a looksee at what I was receiving, and left me a few 'you've been inspected, here have a brochure about the quarantine laws' notices inside.

They didn't confiscate anything, but it was mildly creepy and embarrassing.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

say "pretty please with a cherry on top".

Kinky.

 

[where]

Kinky.

this place is full of perverts!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

this place is full of perverts!

I know. Now bend over, I wanna finger your ass.

 

[curiousk0808]

Just got my first purchase in the post! Happy Times!

Thank you all for the recommendations, they were great!

 

[Mmmmmm06]

Love it

Submissives rise before dawn and feast upon baked potatoes.

Submissives possess the correct fawnskin almanac.

Submissives use secret knock #21.

Submissives can believe it's not butter.

Submissives always point north.

Submissives float on oil.

Submissives hide messages in invisible ink. You can reveal secret it by grilling your correspondence at 120degrees C.

Submissives squirt ink when startled. Approach with caution.

Submissives created the dewey decimal system.

Thanks for the giggle.