Is it unusual...

A Mentos orgasm! Clean up in isle 5.

Another clean up in isle 5.


and 6, 7, 8...

see, I was thinking about the contraceptive douches which often (Incorrectly) suggested using cola and now this...

it's mmmm and ouch all at once!
 
see, I was thinking about the contraceptive douches which often (Incorrectly) suggested using cola and now this...

it's mmmm and ouch all at once!
It is also another usage of the term crotch rocket!:eek:
 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Thank you all for the reassurance and advice; I guess I was just concerned with misrepresenting myself if/when it gets to that point in RL. And your recommendations for sites have been equally amazing! :D

Nope, if you say 'this is what I think I'm into, and would like to try, but I have no rl experience yet' you're representing yourself quite well.

Just carry a stick so you can fend off all the icky ones who'd want to take advantage in the bad ways, and trust yourself, and your instincts, and take things easy.
 
Something tells me it's not preferred to receive a package with the label visible to everybody from the FedEx man down to your neighbors.

Which reminds me: Don't buy from OS if you can help it. lol I bought some stuff from an American site once, including a ballgag, and when the package arrived, the guys at Quarantine Inspection services had had a looksee at what I was receiving, and left me a few 'you've been inspected, here have a brochure about the quarantine laws' notices inside.

They didn't confiscate anything, but it was mildly creepy and embarrassing. :D
 
Just got my first purchase in the post! Happy Times! :D

Thank you all for the recommendations, they were great!
 
Love it

Submissives rise before dawn and feast upon baked potatoes.

Submissives possess the correct fawnskin almanac.

Submissives use secret knock #21.

Submissives can believe it's not butter.

Submissives always point north.

Submissives float on oil.

Submissives hide messages in invisible ink. You can reveal secret it by grilling your correspondence at 120degrees C.

Submissives squirt ink when startled. Approach with caution.

Submissives created the dewey decimal system.

Thanks for the giggle. :D
 
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