Is it me or is it horny in here?

[NoJo]

I haven't felt this horny since I was about sixteen. Most disturbing and uncomfortable. Is it the moon?

Anyone else feeling horny?

 

[Guest]

Hell yeah!

 

[NoJo]

Thanks Lou. If you're feeling it too, it must be something strange going around.

 

[Guest]

Must be. I mean, it's not like us at all. Did they put viagra in the cheese dip?

 

[NoJo]

Must be. I mean, it's not like us at all. Did they put viagra in the cheese dip?

Wasn't that a kids book: "Don't put Viagra in the Cheese Dip"?

 

[cloudy]

I thought we were just always this way.

 

[NoJo]

Yes, but you're a woman. We men aren't use to this. It's scary, I tells ya.

 

[Guest]

I'm not horny at the moment, but when I am I don't see the point in telling a bunch of strange wankers. P.

 

[SheikYerdripsof]

I'm not horny at the moment, but when I am I don't see the point in telling a bunch of strange wankers. P.

Ah yes madam, we have many of those in my village.

I too am feeling not horny, it is my night off you see from my six wives.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ah yes madam, we have many of those in my village.

I too am feeling not horny, it is my night off you see from my six wives.

And tomorrow's your night off from distasteful stereotypes?

 

[minsue]

And tomorrow's your night off from distasteful stereotypes?

 

[Goldie Munro]

Always feel horny - particularly when visiting here!!

 

[Guest]

i am never horny

 

[BlackShanglan]

i am never horny

And I'm a Shetland in a tutu.

 

[Guest]

And I'm a Shetland in a tutu.

youre a ballerina?
wonders never cease!
you look gorgeous in that tutu, btw

 

[matriarch]

And I'm a Shetland in a tutu.

 

[impressive]

Okay, that's a "duh" question.

 

[BlackShanglan]

youre a ballerina?
wonders never cease!
you look gorgeous in that tutu, btw

*preens absurdly*

*pirrouttes*

Why, thank you.

 

[Guest]

Ah yes madam, we have many of those in my village. ...

Since you addressed me here I'll say that I think you're another wanking alternate. So, no more from me.

Perdita

 

[mrboom]

Sorry not feeling the horn here tonight. Maybe we should bring back Derek and Clive?

 

[minsue]

*preens absurdly*

*pirrouttes*

Why, thank you.

I would have put the 'absurdly' after the latter instead of the former. The mental image is priceless, though.

 

[Lovepotion69]

I'm awfully horny myself tonight. It sure doesn't help that I've found a new glamour photographer on the photo forum I frequent. Wow, he does great work and I'm stuck on some pics of a black model named Zeke. *drool*

The lucky bastard has also posted great shots of some playboy models. I want to learn how to take good photos! I'd be running around chasing for men to pose nude for me...

 

[tolyk]

I'm awfully horny myself tonight. It sure doesn't help that I've found a new glamour photographer on the photo forum I frequent. Wow, he does great work and I'm stuck on some pics of a black model named Zeke. *drool*

The lucky bastard has also posted great shots of some playboy models. I want to learn how to take good photos! I'd be running around chasing for men to pose nude for me...

Its all in practice and a bit of technique, which can be learned but is better if you have an eye for photography to start out with.

However, what you need is a man who will let you practice taking pictures of him for hours on end.. *nods knowingly*

 

[Lovepotion69]

tolyk, I need a man period. lol But apart from that I do need a man who will let me take pics of him. An ex said he was prepaired to, but we never did. A shame, he'd be great on pics.

I do have an eye for photography, at least I think so. Recently put up my photo website. Nice reviews so far, but I'd love to practise more on shooting people. (ehm, you know what I mean!)

 

[tolyk]

tolyk, I need a man period. lol But apart from that I do need a man who will let me take pics of him. An ex said he was prepaired to, but we never did. A shame, he'd be great on pics.

I do have an eye for photography, at least I think so. Recently put up my photo website. Nice reviews so far, but I'd love to practise more on shooting people. (ehm, you know what I mean!)

Yeah, I haven't had much chance to take pictures of people. All of my photography experience is from nature shoots.

Would definately enjoy having a woman model for me (in any state of dress)

Anyways, gotta get my arse to the pool hall, see everyone later.