Is it just me, or.............

[MathGirl]

I just saw George W. Bush on TV. He had that "concerned" expression on his face. He looked like a man who knows he's about to have a painful bowel movement.
MG

 

[Guest]

I just saw George W. Bush on TV. He had that "concerned" expression on his face. He looked like a man who knows he's about to have a painful bowel movement.
MG

______

You know, MG, if stick around here long enough, the "anal" thing will grow on you.

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Re: Re: Is it just me, or.............

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You know, MG, if stick around here long enough, the "anal" thing will grow on you.

Oh god, that's the perfect story title...


The Anal Thing Will Grow on You

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Re: Is it just me, or.............

Oh god, that's the perfect story title...
The Anal Thing Will Grow on You

"It Came From The Anus"

 

[openthighs_sarah]

And also

From the Anus, With Love

 

[karmadog]

He's getting better. He used to look like a racoon in the porch light.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Is it just me, or.............

"It Came From The Anus"

______

(Science Fiction?)

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmmmmm

I think I saw a sci-fi with a similar title *Is There life on Your'Anus* It appears they found evidence that the Klingons may have come from there.

pops.........

 

[MathGirl]

GWB

He's getting better. He used to look like a racoon in the porch light.

You're right, KDog. He looks like that when he gets that squinty look. A racoon in the porch light who knows he's about to have a painful BM.

"Creature from the Black Anus"

MG

 

[Wantonica]

Re: Re: Re: Is it just me, or.............

Oh god, that's the perfect story title...


The Anal Thing Will Grow on You

No offense, but this reminds me of a hemorrhoid

Smiles,
Lascivious Wanton

 

[DurtGurl]

Hemroydes

Originally posted by Wantonica No offense, but this reminds me of a hemorrhoid

Well, we can't all be pefect assholes.
DG

 

[Wantonica]

????

Well, we can't all be pefect assholes.
DG

Please tell, is being a perfect asshole a good thing or a bad thing?

Happy day,
Lascivious

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Re: ????

Please tell, is being a perfect asshole a good thing or a bad thing?

From the asshole's perspective, it's a good thing.

When an Anus Calls
A Room with an Anus
Rocky VI: The Anus

 

[Wantonica]

Food For Thought

From the asshole's perspective, it's a good thing.

Now there's an idea! The Anal Diaries - written from the perspective of an anus

Giggles,
Lascivious

 

[DurtGurl]

Dumb

"Schindler's Anus"

"Lonesome Anus"

"Anus and Andy"

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Anuszilla!

The Anuses of Madison County

Who Moved My Anus?! (book)


Okay, back to that Bush thing.

That look on his face shouldn't surprise you. How would you look if you had Dick Cheney's hand up your ass?


---dr.M.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

That look on his face shouldn't surprise you. How would you look if you had Dick Cheney's hand up your ass?


---dr.M.

*standing ovations*

 

[pop_54]

You lot still arsing about

You lot still on about arse-holes.

Gay man went to the doctors complaining of a nasty rash round his arse ring, doc checks the rash out,

"Hmm sexually transmitted disease, almost incurable too" He explains to the worried patient.

"Anything you can do or recommend doctor" Worried VD infected guy asks.

"Go down to the local Asian food bar and have yourself a hot Vindaloo curry, then go to the pub and wash it down with several pints of Guiness" The doctor replies.

"Will that cure the infection then doctor" The gay guy says.

"NO!! but it will teach you what your arse-hole is really for"

pops..............

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Just for the sake of getting my posts up:

High Anus

Gone With The Anus

A Midsummer Night's Anus

Star Wars: The Anus Strikes Back

 

[MathGirl]

How would I look?

Anuszilla!

The Anuses of Madison County

Who Moved My Anus?! (book)


Okay, back to that Bush thing.

That look on his face shouldn't surprise you. How would you look if you had Dick Cheney's hand up your ass?


---dr.M.

Now look who's changing thread topics. Harumph!
I'd look both ways before crossing the street.
MG

Ps. Like my new AV better, DrM?

Go ahead, make my anus.

 

[Guest]

Re: How would I look?

Originally posted by MathGirl

Go ahead, make my anus.

Okay, now THAT should be someone's sig line!

Terrific thread!!!

 

[Dirt Man]

Anal Retainer
(Or How to Deal with Premature Constipation)

Anus on the wall

Take my Anus Please!

Anus Sunsets, Spincter Sunprises

Ooooh My Aching Anus

We Wish You A Happy Anus

 

[Croctden]

You've missed the most obvious one

Dude, where's my anus?

 

[MathGirl]

Rhett and Scarlett

"Frankly, my dear, I don't have an anus."

"Bond, Anus Bond"

"We have nothing to fear but anus itself"

"We will fight them in the anus, we will .............."

 

[TheEarl]

Re: Food For Thought

Now there's an idea! The Anal Diaries - written from the perspective of an anus

Hasn't Ronnie O'Sullivan already released an autobiography?

'I am Jack's anus.'

Why is it that every thread seems to dop quickly to the level of 4ft bowel movements?

The Earl