Is it just me or does it seem that Hamletmaschine

[riff]

loathes, abhors, and feels genuinely threatened by the psychic vampire of pop-psychology?


That one's for you, bro! We all need to get laid.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Does anyone else have something they'd like to share with the group?

 

[Tyrael]

Does anyone else have something they'd like to share with the group?

I like pie.....and manga.

 

[bluemuse]

This is boring the fuck out of me.........


bluemuse

 

[perks]

I bought a harmonica, wait you knew that already.

I'll have to think of something good.

 

[nasty]

I don't really have an accent.

 

[riff]

Let's all hug now.

 

[riff]

No wait. Kumbaya first. Hugs and oral sex, second.

 

[lovetoread]

I gotta pee.

 

[bluemuse]

Let's all hug now.

I don't hug anyone I meet in therapy. Especially the pervert therapist....



bluemuse

 

[bluemuse]

No wait. Kumbaya first. Hugs and oral sex, second.

Oh well...THAT'S different......

Then can we get drunk?



bluemuse

 

[lovetoread]

Riff,is the fella in your av the same one that was arrested for chopping up his neighbor?

The rich fella that killed his wife a while back?

 

[riff]

I thought you were the therapist. I the one on medication! LOL

Lets all pee!

 

[riff]

No drinking for me, but if you got some weed, I'll partake.

 

[juicylips]

No wait. Kumbaya first. Hugs and oral sex, second.

Did someone just mention oral sex??

JL

 

[Dillinger]

...We all need to get laid.

Amen to that.

 

[freescorfr]

Do you want a serious response or an obscure one here, Riff?

I've just peed, thanks. The hay loft is the place for it. Have you seen Hamlet's inner child? Or Claudius?

 

[perks]

I'll play kumbaya on my harmonica while you give the oral sex.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Well, so far this discussion sounds an awful lot like a therapy session. Anyone need a Kleenex?

As that great therapist Lou Reed once said, "Gimme an issue, and I'll give you tissue."

 

[Dillinger]

I've got that album!

Lou Reed Live - "Take No Prisoners" - its as incredible for his comments to the audience as it is for the music itself!

"Give me an issue, I'll give you a tissue, and you can wipe my ass with it"

 

[juicylips]

I'll play kumbaya on my harmonica while you give the oral sex.

*Pepsi spew*

LMAO....was that offer to me or riff??

JL

 

[riff]

OK Hamletmaschine, I know you laughed at my Dr. Jung thread and are holding out a chuckle on spite.

"Continued to take personal inventory and when wrong promptly denied it."


LMAO

 

[riff]

*Pepsi spew*

LMAO....was that offer to me or riff??

JL

To be honest, so long as her harp gets played I don't think she minds... hehehehe

 

[perks]

I'm all for the 69 while I'm suckin' and blowin'.

Did you know you have to use your tongue on the holes when you play the harmonica. Fuck I love this instrument.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I've got that album!

Lou Reed Live - "Take No Prisoners" - its as incredible for his comments to the audience as it is for the music itself!

"Give me an issue, I'll give you a tissue, and you can wipe my ass with it"

I somehow knew that you'd be the only one here with that album.