Is anybody else sick?

CandiCame

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Is there some kind of goddamn epidemic going around right now b/c I never get sick and I can barely move. I can't breath, my throat is fucked up, etc. I'm not used to this shit.
 
Is there some kind of goddamn epidemic going around right now b/c I never get sick and I can barely move. I can't breath, my throat is fucked up, etc. I'm not used to this shit.

Sounds like the virus I had at the beginning of the year. I was sick all of January and half of February.
 
Fucking two months? That's some bullshit. I can't do this shit for 2 months. I can't talk. My job is talking to people about their taxes. I literally can't work if I can't talk.
 
Is there some kind of goddamn epidemic going around right now b/c I never get sick and I can barely move. I can't breath, my throat is fucked up, etc. I'm not used to this shit.

The flu is going around. I had five kids out the past month from my class with flu type b. Don't touch anything or talk to anyone.
 
I never lost my voice. I was stuffed up with a cough for about two weeks, healthy for 2 weeks andthen sick for 2 more weeks. AAhh the joys of being engaged. Shit bounces back man
 
Yep, stuffy nose, cough, etc etc

Bad cough, nasal running, Lost my hearing for about four days...No fever though.
Finishing off the antibiotcs now. The Walmart brand of Nyquill works and knocks you out for about four hours.
 
I has dick. I can clear your throat.

You don't want your germs all over your cock.

Seriously.



Yeah, my gf made me some NASTY FUCKING TEA OF NASTYNESS but after I drink it I can talk for like 10 min. I got some black market amoxicillin so if it's a bacterial infection and not a virus I'm hoping that'll kick it's ass. I'm barely here, floating in and out with a 102 fever. I don't handle illness well. I'm not used to it. Nice to know that it's a thing for everyone though. I don't have the zombie virus or anything.
 
The flu is going around. I had five kids out the past month from my class with flu type b. Don't touch anything or talk to anyone.

He's not a troll, he'd be my internet boyfriend if he's fucking give in to me.

I imagine that we would be fucking
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Is there some kind of goddamn epidemic going around right now b/c I never get sick and I can barely move. I can't breath, my throat is fucked up, etc. I'm not used to this shit.

I hope it's not e-contagious. I don't want to catch the e-flu.
 
Rarely get URIs

I more often get the lower end things and end up 'peeing out my butt.' And that's been going around at my work. It's a bad day when you can't even safely enjoy a fart without worrying about soiling oneself. *Sigh* I hope this sickness passes quickly.
 
I'm hungry and too lazy to cook. Bri said she'd bring me food or whatever but it's 3:02 am and I don't wanna call and wake her up all, "Feed me I'm pathetic" so I gotta get off my ass and feed my fevor. Jesus fuck i don't want to. I have no frozen shit either, like TV dinners, so I legit have to cook. Ima throw some chicken or turkey or something in the oven in tin foil and call that food.
 
I'm hungry and too lazy to cook. Bri said she'd bring me food or whatever but it's 3:02 am and I don't wanna call and wake her up all, "Feed me I'm pathetic" so I gotta get off my ass and feed my fevor. Jesus fuck i don't want to. I have no frozen shit either, like TV dinners, so I legit have to cook. Ima throw some chicken or turkey or something in the oven in tin foil and call that food.

Feed a cold, starve a fever.
 
otc anti inflammatories work great for bringing down the throat swelling, puffy head / sinus feeling... period pain type stuff like naprogesic or neurofen.

Also, Betadine throat gargle stuff. Nasty tasting shit, but kills just about everything.

Then there are the old home remedies...lemon, ginger and honey tea. Even chamomile isn't a bad option. Vicks on your feet, chest and back. Head under a towel over a sink full of hot water with a couple of drops of eucalyptus oil.

Then there are the herbal options...vitamin c, iron, b vitamins, echinacea, vitamin e... the usual suspects.

And feel better soon Once-ler :rose:
 
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