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[katze101]

Hi to EA and all the wonderful people bumping this thread. No time for counting pennies or descriptions, I'm here just for a quick hello, and to wish you all a wonderful Friday and weekend!

 

[EnglishAgain]

Hi to EA and all the wonderful people bumping this thread. No time for counting pennies or descriptions, I'm here just for a quick hello, and to wish you all a wonderful Friday and weekend!

Hi Katze, hope you're having a good time.

Well, I'm taking my friend out on the town tomorrow night. We shall drink ale, sing songs of lewdness and make merry till the wee small hours.

Only thing is, and this is going to sound a little unbelievable but I promise you it's true, I have no idea how to talk to women in nightclubs or how to make small talk. Is that going to be a problem?

Oh why can't any of you come from the UK? Dang!

Have fun

 

[EnglishAgain]

Why isn't there an Orange Meringue Pie?

 

[EnglishAgain]

So there was this guy, let's call him EnglishChap, and he went to a sex shop. The lady behind the counter was busily trying to sell him some lubricant. He hummed and hah-ed, he prevaricated and was reluctant to spend the cash. The lady eventually put some of the lubricant on the tip of his finger and said "Go on, rub it around on your fingers, see how it feels." Well it was really good, he must admit. It was satin and silk, it was liquid pleasure. EnglishChap was impressed. As he rolled fingers and thumb together he could hardly feel them, the liquid between them removed every trace of friction. Sale made.
A couple of hours later, in a department store in town, Mrs EnglishChap picked up a bottle of aftershave, sniffed, murmered noises of approval and passed him the tester bottle to spray a little on EnglishChaps chiselled jaw.
Slippery fingers and smooth glass bottle made hesitatant and all too fleeting contact, bottle fell downwards, EnglishChap makes a flying snatch at the falling bottle but sadly is still using the pre-lubricated fingers. Bottle is grabbed in mid-air, squeezed too hard, sent flying back up into the air, into a desperately slow motion looping arc which ended it's magnificent trajectory as it smashed through the glass coutertop of the make up counter just next to the perfume counter, and hundreds of eyeshadows and so on were contaminated with shards of Chanel Egoiste smelling glass.
Note to self - Slide and Glide, not Smash and Trash.

 

[PaintedSeamstryss]

Why isn't there an Orange Meringue Pie?

Ahh Dear EA...Orange Meringue Pie...I asked that very same question for several years as I have an unnatural attraction to oranges. Even though I do not think it is "official", "accepted", or sanctioned by Betty Crocker or Duncan Hines, I myself have concocted a most delicious version of said "Orange Meringue Pie" on several occasions...would you like the recipe???

Hugs & Lix!

 

[ms_intrigue]

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[your_eager_toy]

Spending my Pennies

Don't just carry on reading the threads and thinking you'll do it later. Be honest, isn't that what you always do? You're so naughty. It's no wonder you end up getting told off now and again, is it? Come on, go and do the counting thing and put your numbers on the board for us all. I really really want to know what you'd do with one of those pennies.

Hi EA

Is that why I get told off so often? Good to know.

I'm a playing a bit of catch up here, a bit behind in replying to this post, but here goes…

I've got a couple hundred pennies left to spend, and there are a lot of things I want to do with them. Here's just a few…

I want to see Michelangelo's David in person. I want to visit the Louvre.

I want to go whale watching in British Columbia and to see the polar bears in northern Manitoba before it's too late and there aren't any left.

I want to see Ayers Rock, Niagara Falls and the Grand Canyon.

I want to read every one of the books in every overflowing stack in my bedroom. LOL The ones that I'm going to read when I 'find the time.' I want to finish every unfinished project in my craft room.

I want to see every one of Shakespeare's plays performed live.

I want to find my soul mate. And I want to enjoy every moment of the time I spend searching.


And after I accomplish everything on my list… then naturally, I'm going to go to Disneyland. LOL


Y.E.T.

 

[EnglishAgain]

Ahh Dear EA...Orange Meringue Pie...I asked that very same question for several years as I have an unnatural attraction to oranges. Even though I do not think it is "official", "accepted", or sanctioned by Betty Crocker or Duncan Hines, I myself have concocted a most delicious version of said "Orange Meringue Pie" on several occasions...would you like the recipe???

Hugs & Lix!

Oh yes please. A lick of this, a pinch of that, yum yum!

 

[EnglishAgain]

Satisfied to repletion

Hi EA

Is that why I get told off so often? Good to know.

I'm a playing a bit of catch up here, a bit behind in replying to this post, but here goes…

I've got a couple hundred pennies left to spend, and there are a lot of things I want to do with them. Here's just a few…

I want to see Michelangelo's David in person. I want to visit the Louvre.

I want to go whale watching in British Columbia and to see the polar bears in northern Manitoba before it's too late and there aren't any left.

I want to see Ayers Rock, Niagara Falls and the Grand Canyon.

I want to read every one of the books in every overflowing stack in my bedroom. LOL The ones that I'm going to read when I 'find the time.' I want to finish every unfinished project in my craft room.

I want to see every one of Shakespeare's plays performed live.

I want to find my soul mate. And I want to enjoy every moment of the time I spend searching.


And after I accomplish everything on my list… then naturally, I'm going to go to Disneyland. LOL


Y.E.T.

What a fantastic panoply of plans. Once you've done all those things give me a call and we'll have loads to talk about. How can you not have found your soul mate yet? Good grief I do despair of us men sometimes.

I am working my way through my own pennies too. I've been scuba diving in the Caribbean, now I want to stroke tigers in Thailand. I need to water ski, and I want to drive a tank. I need to read Ernest Hemingway and watch the Godfather, and I want to do the whole travelling up the West Coast along Route 66 thing. Disney Florida was wonderful but I've never made love on a yacht in the Bahamas. So little time....

Oh, and I want to spend more time here on Lit making friends. I have such a small social circle it's like a dot. A blot on the landscape, so to speak. I need to widen it out to approximately the size of Hurricane Gustav, then I'll have lots of people to visit when I get to do the Route 66 thing. Yay.

 

[EnglishAgain]

I'm sorry to hear of your glass-smashing antics, but what a great story... it made me laugh

Yes, we frolicked and giggled all the way to the Duty Manager's office. Then cold reality dawned. Oh well, glad to bring a smile to your face. Can you spare a fiver?

 

[EnglishAgain]

EA...Makes me warm to see you here again. I hope your friend is doing better now.

Warm? Where is this warmth? Do tell....

 

[Noor]

Hi Katze, hope you're having a good time.

Well, I'm taking my friend out on the town tomorrow night. We shall drink ale, sing songs of lewdness and make merry till the wee small hours.

Only thing is, and this is going to sound a little unbelievable but I promise you it's true, I have no idea how to talk to women in nightclubs or how to make small talk. Is that going to be a problem?

Oh why can't any of you come from the UK? Dang!

Have fun

Start with "Hi, I'm EnglishAgain and his friend who needs cheering up. How are you this evening? "

We may not come from the UK, but we could come to the UK. LOL!''

 

[Wings27]

Wings27, hello my lovely, how are you? I thought you'd deserted us all. How nice to see you again. Sorry for my prolonged absence, I've been doing the whole "a friend in knees is a friend in deed" thing, but I've checked the deeds and I'm not even mentioned. Dang it.

What am I looking for? I think I am looking for some human contact that isn't grasping, money grabbing, get one over on everyone else, materialistic, self centred and short term, but I don't have strong views! Truth to tell, I'm not really sure what I'm looking for, but friendship is certainly part of it. Yes, your friendship would be a gift, as is anyone who gives enough of themselves to another, but what gives you the idea that I am wordy? Pft. Piffle. Hogwash. Tish and Pish. What a lot of rot.

(was that believable? Even a little bit? Go on, I can take it, be honest.)

Anyway, I must be off, apparently droves of guinness swilling little green men have been spotted trying to pole vault across the irish sea with what looks like toothpicks. Have fun xx

Ahhh...lovely EA..I'm nothing if not honest, often brutally so. I was educated as a journalist first...then I moved on to the money grubbing world of business. Even so, honesty remained a cornerstone of my being (as my mother can attest to).

In all honesty..since we're there, in honesty-land, I prefer little blue men, and one little blue woman. Just ask me sometime, I'm actually Smurfette, well albeit in a 6 foot, almost albino package. HEY, at least I have BLUE eyes! That's a start. I'm surrounded by over 100 men every day at work, and I still rule the roost (well, not the roost, more like the yard, NO, not a prison yard..oh nevermind!)

 

[katze101]

Hi to EA and all the lovely women (and occasional man) bumping this thread. I enjoyed reading your posts. EA, I hope your friend is better now, after your weekend frolick at the bar/pub. I enjoyed your little anecdote about the lubricant too!

Y.E.T., I enjoyed reading the things on your "to do" list as well.

Have a lovely Tuesday, everyone!

 

[EnglishAgain]

I'm sorry to hear of your glass-smashing antics, but what a great story... it made me laugh

Glad to have made your day a little brighter, care for some eau-de-lubrette?

 

[EnglishAgain]

Hi gang, someone pointed this out to me today, that everyone here is logging in to capture some of each other's essence, includng my own. Odd folks, I think. There is little to nothing of consequence about me, and I tend to have a low enough self opinion to stop others having to worry about it anyway. The important psychological question is “Why do you want to know what it is about me that brings me here and makes me write this trivia?” Why would you want my essence when your own is so much more sparkling? Distilled it could be like a concentrated firework, like all the Tamla motown songs boiled down into one toe tapping beat. My own is more of a Muzak sort of noise, pleasant enough in the background of the lift (elevator if you must, but it pains me so let’s not talk about it again) but never significant enough to make you interrupt your day for it. Honestly, look at yourselves. Even the old jockanapes who seems to have vanished (obviously he's Scotch on the rocks now) was a fine mind and obviously an aged malt. Buck up, haven;t you all realised I come here for you?

Why is para para? Paralympics, parachute, paraplegic, parallel? What can it mean?

 

[katze101]

Just bumping this thread on a rainy Saturday. Is this thread still alive? Are the people who haunt this thread still well and eager for a nice little chat and flirt? lol Have a lovely weekend, EA, and all you lovely people!

 

[Subtle_but_sexy]

Hi everyone

Hi everyone,

Just looking for somewhere to introduce myself and flirt a little. I did put a posting on the general forum but this didn't really go the way I would have hoped. I came across this thread whilst stumbling around and after reading through thought you all sounded fun.

Anyway, let me introduce myself. I am a bubbly outgoing kinda gal looking to make some good friends and maybe find a guy (or maybe even two) to flirt and have some fun with.

I am a somewhat naive girly so take it easy on me. kiss: