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Hi all,
This is a kind of second edition thread. I started a thread a while ago as a way of introduction and it took off like a car thief in a Ferrari (which is way over-rated, an Aston Martin is a far more stylish way to steal) but I feel that the time has come to let that thread slowly drop off the end of the boards and into oblivion. That left me with nothing to do, so I thought I'd start a new thread and see how it developed. Perhaps I should start much in the same way as the last one, with an introduction.
I'm an enthusiastic kind of person, I don't just enjoy life but I lust after it. I race along in it's tumultuous frenzy enjoying all the whirls and turns it offers with a kind of bemused grin. I am a man of mercurial tendencies, given to laugh sometimes and heart wrenching sadness at others. I like to talk, to type, to touch others in some way, and my greatest pleasure is in lightening someone's day just a bit. I'm a swinger although I've never had sex with another woman, and I think life is absurd.
No really, I mean it. Completely utterly and totally mad. We all spend so much time trying to figure out why we're here, and we all get to the end and think "Nope, that made no sense whatsoever". I admire those who have fun and can be hedonistic without hurting others, I once drank WD40 for a bet and my lifetime ambition is to be charged with maliciously impersonating a nun in Rome.
Someone really clever once said that our character is our destiny. If that's true, my destiny is more pointless than a snooker ball. I'm well rounded maybe, but completely pointless. What would your destiny be?
Oh, and someone said I'm a bit wordy sometimes, but I don't see that.
If there;s to be a topic then I think it should be one of two things;
1. To do the first one you'll need £8.40, $8.40 or a similar amount in small change in your local currency. For those of you in Zimbabwe, don't bother playing along as you won't be able to afford it by day two. If you want to take part in some online philosophy then we can do this one. No cheating and saying you've got the cash when you haven't really though. I'll expect to see pictorial evidence (or a sworn affadavit from a judge) to prove you can join in.
Incidentally, those things they hang the lifeboats from on a ship are called Davits aren't they? I'll therefore accept anyone who turns in proof of ownership of part of a large ship. Otherwise £8.40 in mixed denominations
You certainly sound different!
Ha! So you thought you could escape all of us by hiding in another new thread! Think again, EA! We will follow your verbosity wherever you may go. And unlike my dear, handsome Welshman, I will not promise not to rhyme too much. To not do so might cause my brain cells to stagnate, and who would want stagnating brain cells of a sexy feline in a feather boa? lol
Good luck in this new thread. I hope you get the attention of more lovely ladies. But come to think of it, you have a lot on your platter now. Do you think you can handle more?![]()
Have a nice weekend!![]()
Hi EA! Hi Everyone!
I could certainly use a little lightening.
So, if I am introducing the person above me...that would be Noor.
Please let me introduce you to this stunningly beautiful and sexy women...Noor. She loves chocolate and and silly men, which is probably why she has followed EA to this thread.
She also wishes for world peace and if the Avatar is actually her picture, while I don't want her (LOVE men), I want to BE her. Beside that I love the name Noor.![]()
Ah Noor, how wonderful to see you again. Do you really need a little lightening? Every time I look at your posts I see someone who questions, who explores, who fights gently and sexily against the mediocre, who doesn't accept or settle for the here and now. Surely it is you who looks over the horizon, who ranges far and wide in search of the new and the interesting, the something more, the extra joie-de-vivre which you can pass on? I certainly get the feeling you're someone who shares and gives almost (but certainly not quite) all you have to give. There are some amazing people on this thread, and I think we probably all admire you.
However if it is a little lighness you need then let me start by asking you not to look at the £8.40 idea. It's a bit dark and something of a wake up call for some people, but you probably don't need that! Why not look at the introductions idea instead? You've been around (Oh dear, did I just say that? What a terrible thing to say. Yes, WE know what we meant but it won't come across like that. She'll think you're referring to her past proclivities rather than her messaging musings and then get irate and send a whole battalion of Irish pygmies over here carrying sawn off toothbrushes to take me out below the kneecaps) on these boards long enough to know who the wonderful ones are. Would you be able to pick out one or two profiles we should all go look at (besides your own of course, because we have already met. Noor- this is everyone, everyone.....this is Noor....see?).
Have fun
Phew, it turns out that Irish pygmies only ever travel in phalanxes, so I'm safe.
Inrhapsody once again leaves me breathless with admiration. Thank you so much, I didn't think anyone would pick up on the idea of introductions, and yet it seemed so obvious to me. What a great intro of Noor, and you let us see a little of yourself too which is what I loved about it. Perhaps I can introduce you now?
Well, here's the thing. I'm going to do it now anyway, even though you haven't said yes. I shall be gentle with you, perhaps very soft and gentle, I shall caress my way down your personality and stroke the back of your ego until you turn and show people how beautiful you are.
Everyone, this is Inrhapsody. On the outside she's very happy and very confident but inside she can be a little shy. I'm sure you already know how smart she is, but she is also terrifically thoughtful and concerned about others. She has a tendency to want to bring out the best in those she meets, and listens attentively to whatever waffle you may want to share with her. What she doesn't know is that when she is just a little uncertain of herself is when she is at her sexiest. She puts pressure on herself to be the best, to be in control, and sometimes she would really like to be in the back seat and letting someone confident and charming come along and disarm her defences before slipping quietly into her heart. If I had to put ten pence on it, I would bet she is absolutely great in bed, but doesn't believe it herself. She works in a position of some authority and yet she has a fantastically irreverant view of life(and of people) sometimes. Her husband is a lucky man, and she loves him very much which means he must be quite the guy. Damn.
Is that ok? It's a little personal, a little too much, and I should definitely have asked your permission first but now it's here and it's too late. Should you wish to sue, please contact my legal team at Yogi & BooBoo's.
Have fun![]()
Just stopping by to say hello to everybody here and apologize for my extended absence. Been busy, busy, busy lately. Hope everyone is well....
Hugs & Lix!
Inrhapsody once again leaves me breathless with admiration. Thank you so much, I didn't think anyone would pick up on the idea of introductions, and yet it seemed so obvious to me. What a great intro of Noor, and you let us see a little of yourself too which is what I loved about it. Perhaps I can introduce you now?
Well, here's the thing. I'm going to do it now anyway, even though you haven't said yes. I shall be gentle with you, perhaps very soft and gentle, I shall caress my way down your personality and stroke the back of your ego until you turn and show people how beautiful you are.
Everyone, this is Inrhapsody. On the outside she's very happy and very confident but inside she can be a little shy. I'm sure you already know how smart she is, but she is also terrifically thoughtful and concerned about others. She has a tendency to want to bring out the best in those she meets, and listens attentively to whatever waffle you may want to share with her. What she doesn't know is that when she is just a little uncertain of herself is when she is at her sexiest. She puts pressure on herself to be the best, to be in control, and sometimes she would really like to be in the back seat and letting someone confident and charming come along and disarm her defences before slipping quietly into her heart. If I had to put ten pence on it, I would bet she is absolutely great in bed, but doesn't believe it herself. She works in a position of some authority and yet she has a fantastically irreverant view of life(and of people) sometimes. Her husband is a lucky man, and she loves him very much which means he must be quite the guy. Damn.
Is that ok? It's a little personal, a little too much, and I should definitely have asked your permission first but now it's here and it's too late. Should you wish to sue, please contact my legal team at Yogi & BooBoo's.
Have fun![]()
I could seriously just read your words all day long, EA...tell me, or us, or no one...what is it you'd like to pontificate about? You obviously start these wonderful threads to find something? I take it you haven't found it yet. If nothing else, I offer the gift (yes, I said gift!) of my friendship. I am not as wordy as you, but I'm a quick wit, and a sarcastic mind. So if you really are still looking for a friend, I would love to be one!
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That might be the best post I've ever read! You sound like a man after my own heart. And yes, you may be "inebriated with the exhuberance of your own verbosity," as Benjamin Disraeli once said, but all the better for it.![]()
Have you noticed the last three or four postings are all from me? (well before Noor's replies) Not to say I missed you guys but WOW I missed you guys. Well, girls....well, guys and girls.....um...people....Oh the heck with it.
You know, one day evolution will look back on this as a defining moment when my DNA was carefully cut out of humanity like one of those clever haircuts that the ghetto kids get with their initials traced into them. I shall be swept up in the great barbershop of creation and tossed casually into the bin marked "stuffing". At last I understand why people always tell me to get stuffed.
Anyway, I started on the introductions idea, and I'm not sure I should stop. Perhaps I could do another intro for seamstryss, as Inrhapsody is probably never going to talk to me again. What do you say, Seamstryss? Do you trust my judgement?
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Welcome back to you EA!!!! Now isn't that a silly question..do I trust your judgement? I can't wait to see what you do with that wealth of information you know about me....teeheehee....
Hugs & Lix!
Whoops, I had missed your post Sunday about your friend. Glad to see you were able to get some time in on the ole PC there this morning. It's too early for math, but I'll see about getting to that change thing. No, honest!
Best wishes for you and your friend. That D word is.. mucky!
Ah, foolish gel, 'tis all a front for me devilish ways, dontcha know? So an introduction of you to everyone else? I shall try my best, if not my hardest, but don't expect anything special.
Hi everyone, where to start with the Seamstryss? Of course on a site like Lit it should be all about her sexual proclivities, but that would be trite and superficial. From what I know, she fills her days in frenetic bursts of activity all of which seems to centre around other people and sensory overloads. She is certainly tactile, given to appreciation of the feel of life as much as the look of it, and on the surface is hedonistic and carnal. Beneath that I believe there's a generous woman with a defiant streak in her, a woman who refuses to go softly to the end of each day but instead thumbs her nose at the decay and decrepitude of daily life. She pours forth a stream of consciousness with every post, hiding little of her thoughts and exposing her heart to us with each word. She is more than a passer by in our days, she is creative, warm, funny, whimsical and occasionally completely bonkers, and everything she does seems to be full on, wind rushing in your ears, doppler effect as she dances through your day. Still, I feel she throws down that challenge in her signature in the vain hope that someone will realise she's just a tiny bit lonely occasionally and send her a little something to make her smile. Try it, it could be you.
Have fun![]()
Right then, here's how we do this. If you have your £8.40 to hand, I'd like you to arrange it in this way. Every penny (or cent, denarius, kopek, rouble, you choose the currency) represents one month of your life. You can obviously remove the amount for that part of your life you have already lived. For me, at just over 39 years old, I have to remove £4.73. I'll give that to charity, as I've already spent that part.
Now, if we are to live three score years and ten, do I expect to still have an active (honestly active, like climbing mountains or scuba diving or having 4 hours of intense sex) life when I'm 68? No, it's unlikely. To tell the truth, I think everything is likely to slow down after 55, so I have to remove £1.80 and put it in my "slowing down" savings jar.
So if I look at the bank balance of my life, it really has £1.87 left in it. That's all I have left of the £8.40 I was given to start with. Now I have to lay out each of those pennies and think of one thing to do with each one. At least once I've spent them all, I'll have something to look back on and smile.
Yes, I know it's a bit maudlin and philosophical yet I make no apologies for that. Sometimes we need to take a look at ourselves and see if we're just coasting along to the end, or if we are forcing ourselves out of our own comfort zone once in a while. I have talked to a couple of you from here and I know now that at least one of you is burning the body at both ends. How about the rest of you?
How much are you worth, and what would your pennies be spent on?![]()