Inventive words for pussy

[scheherazade_79]

OK... pussy, cunt, twat... heard them all a million times before. Just the other day, though, I came across some really good names for the place where my tongue would live given half the chance.

Here they are:

Foof
Cuckoo
Twinkle

Can anyone else add to this list? It doesn't matter that they're completely unsuited to erotica. I just have pussy on my mind tonight and I was wondering if anyone could come up with any interesting or amusing alternatives.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I just remembered another one. I don't like this one all that much, though -

Beef curtains

 

[destinie21]

I'm partial to honey pot and kittky cat. BTW foof scares me

edited to add beef curtains scares me more.

 

[matriarch]

I just remembered another one. I don't like this one all that much, though -

Beef curtains

eeeeuuuuuuwwwwwwwww.....grosss!!!!!

 

[impressive]

Well, let's get the other common ones out of the way first:

muff, bearded clam, the other pink meat, ... heaven

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm partial to honey pot and kittky cat. BTW foof scares me

I quite like foof - it's a sweet name!

 

[Moonlust]

I like to use the word "action."

eg.:

Wanna touch my action?

 

[Guest]

I love the word "Poontang".

 

[Guest]

I like to use the word "action."

eg.:

Wanna touch my action?

Never heard that one before!

*Adds to the list*

 

[destinie21]

okay foof only scared me until I knew beef curtains was going to be added to the list I'll gladly refer to evey twat I come across as a foof if I can erase that other pharse from my scandalized brain

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Snatch, box, red snapper

 

[scheherazade_79]

Flaps

 

[scheherazade_79]

Bucket - normally used for women with a large capacity.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Some older ones:

"Pretty thing"
Coney/rabbit
Velvet
Split mutton

 

[Guest]

okay foof only scared me until I knew beef curtains was going to be added to the list I'll gladly refer to evey twat I come across as a foof if I can erase that other pharse from my scandalized brain

PMSL!!!

Quite hideous, isn't it!?

 

[scheherazade_79]

Camel's hoof

 

[Guest]

Horn o'plenty.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Taco... some come with lettuce and some without

 

[destinie21]

I once had a girlfriend who refferred to my vagina as the tulip it took me a while to get that ine cos I was young and stuff also been referred to as the treasure box and weirdly the gates of hell

 

[BlackShanglan]

Taco... some come with lettuce and some without

As long as we can leave the salsa off ...

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

 

[cantdog]

Sweet patootie

quim

trim

quiff

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Ahh, but the sauce is rumored to be the best part... it comes with its own sauce you know... you just have to eat it to get to it...

(okay, I know that was corny, lol)

 

[Guest]

Taco... some come with lettuce and some without

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

(I know I'll regret asking, but what is the lettuce???)

 

[scheherazade_79]

I know this is nothing to you Americans, but in the UK another word for pussy is "fanny"... and that's my worst, worst word in the whole world. I cringe every time I hear it.