Inventive Business Slogans

[Guest]

Interesting (and true) Signs and Slogans:

1. On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

2. Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

3. At a proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."

4. On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

5. On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

6. At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

7. On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

8. On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

9. At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

10. On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

11. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry! Come on in and get fed up."

12. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

and my favorite (I've seen this one before)

13. At a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

 

[erosman]

Septic tank pump truck: A royal flush beats a full house.

 

[Saint Peter]

"Saint Peter's Steel Erections"

Get it upright the first time.

 

[erosman]

Hey, Pete, we should've had a Lit-together at the bar tonight. What's next week look like?

 

[Saint Peter]

I vote for the Bustop. Good old fashioned adult entertainment.

 

[erosman]

OK, Bustop it is. Now for a time. I am out over the weekend (Fri - Sun). When is a good time for you?

 

[Saint Peter]

When it come to strippers I can be very accomidating. You name the time (mon-thurs after 6pm) and I will be there with lots of dollar bills and one ear to ear smile.

 

[erosman]

checking my calendar.....shit! next week doesn't look good. How about the following week? Are you bird hunting?

 

[Saint Peter]

The trip to South Dakota was cancelled due to lack of birds.
The following week works out as good as any other. Pick a time good for you and bring lots of cash.


(I heard a rumor that strippers like cash)

 

[erosman]

Sorry to hear about the birds. I'll get back to you this weekend. We'll bill it as the Nov. Mile-high Lit-together. I'll see if I can get into my piggy bank.