Invent Something.

[Black_Bird]

Invent anything. What is your great invention?

 

[Master Control]

Libido Storage unit.

Stores excess sexual energy for use when you are to tired and she wants to create the creature with two backs.

 

[Pyper]

I was thinking of inventing flavored wet-naps. You know, so if you want to clean somebody's intimate area, it tastes like chocolate or cherries afterwards.

 

[Marxist]

Wouldn't that leave a residue?

 

[Marxist]

How about a portable, cheap form of digital media. Like those USA Today's that got instant updates in Minority Report.

 

[Pyper]

Well, I'm no chemist, but I was thinking along the lines of the flavoring that they put into lip gloss. It's not very potent, and you can lick it and swallow it so it's obviously not toxic. I want disinfection and flavor too!

 

[Black_Bird]

I want to invent an animal. It has no arms and no legs. It's a sphere with several large toothed mouths which it uses to propel itself forward and feed on the local vegitation and animal life.

 

[Pyper]

I want to invent an animal. It has no arms and no legs. It's a sphere with several large toothed mouths which it uses to propel itself forward and feed on the local vegitation and animal life.

Stephen King already invented that. It's called a Langolier.

 

[Black_Bird]

Stephen King already invented that. It's called a Langolier.

Oh shit; you're right. I forgot totally about those.

Hmm, what other type of animal could I invent?

 

[Pyper]

Oh shit; you're right. I forgot totally about those.

Hmm, what other type of animal could I invent?

How about a soft, furry snake that feeds on pumpkins?

 

[Private Vasquez]

The Yaki weave has outworn it's welcome. I'm workin' on a human hair weave that doesn't come on tracks and can be easily woven in strand by strand, for a natural look.

 

[Soblue]

I was thinking of inventing flavored wet-naps. You know, so if you want to clean somebody's intimate area, it tastes like chocolate or cherries afterwards.

That is amazing Pyper! I had a wet nap type invention too.

I thought, why the hell doesn't someone put windex on wetnaps so people can wash their car windows, or whatever, more convienently. Now 3 years later, I see someone has made them. I couldda been rich I tell you!

 

[Pyper]

That is amazing Pyper! I had a wet nap type invention too.

Thanks! I tried to explain my brilliant invention to my parents, but had to leave out the intimate implications. They couldn't see any use for it.

 

[MissVictoria]

I've said this before, and I'll say it again!

Someday I'm going to get rich off of a vibrator that hooks up to your computer. You then go to a chat room and have the option of allowing other people to turn the vibrator on and off. Then I'm going to put up a chat site, that is the only place this thing works in and charge 19.95 a month.

I figure my sales should quadruple when I invent the male Version.

 

[Black_Bird]

I've said this before, and I'll say it again!

Someday I'm going to get rich off of a vibrator that hooks up to your computer. You then go to a chat room and have the option of allowing other people to turn the vibrator on and off. Then I'm going to put up a chat site, that is the only place this thing works in and charge 19.95 a month.

I figure my sales should quadruple when I invent the male Version.

HOLY SHIT! I wanta invest in *that* stock.

 

[phrodeau]

A focusable anti-light that would cast a specific area into darkness at a distance.

 

[HeavyStick]

my future famous inventions are......

Hymen repair kit


priest repellant

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Inflate-a-Bastard.

Or alternatively, Bastard in a Can.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

my future famous inventions are......

Hymen repair kit


priest repellant

Invent a Jehovah's Witness repellant and you can retire.

 

[HeavyStick]

Invent a Jehovah's Witness repellant and you can retire.

Tell them your Jewish. they will never come back.