Invent a Fetish

[shereads]

Blue nylon socks, but only the left one.

 

[oggbashan]

Used tampons but only if stained with blue blood.

 

[BlackSnake]

Long skirts

 

[shereads]

Used tampons but only if stained with blue blood.

You cheated! Prince Charles invented that one and you know it. The whole world heard that recorded telephone call with Camilla.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Q-Tips

 

[nushu2]

I didn't invent this but saw something on TV

Clown fetish - In full makeup and slapping themselves with rubber chickens

I can't invent anything better than that

 

[shereads]

I didn't invent this but saw something on TV

Clown fetish - In full makeup and slapping themselves with rubber chickens

I can't invent anything better than that

I've never understood the appeal of clown sex, but when you add the slapping with rubber chickens, I have to admit it's erotic.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

I didn't invent this but saw something on TV

Clown fetish - In full makeup and slapping themselves with rubber chickens

I can't invent anything better than that

~shudders with horror~

How about a fetish for baking soda?

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

How about a fetish for baking soda

I was going to say cornstarch. It's so silky on the skin

Wicked

 

[Guest]

Silly paper hats.

 

[Guest]

Yorkshire pudding lube. Awwwwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkk!!!

 

[Guest]

Yorkshire pudding lube. Awwwwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkk!!!

Hahaha! That, coupled with the turtle shells, almost made me chuck my tea. Cheers, love.

Lou

 

[shereads]

The baking soda fetish is so late 1990's.

Cake flour and shortening. That's where kitchen fetishes are headed.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Pocket Protectors

 

[cloudy]

felt-tip pens - blue ones.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

felt-tip pens - blue ones.

Oooo! Blue felt tipped pens IN a pocket protector!

Now that's what I call sexy!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

chaps...

 

[Marsipanne]

How about...pink lamp-shades against purple wallpaper.

 

[oggbashan]

You cheated! Prince Charles invented that one and you know it. The whole world heard that recorded telephone call with Camilla.

I did say 'blue blood'. If it was Charles' blood...

 

[oggbashan]

Pink wellington boots worn by a man.

 

[Guest]

bumperstickers..

 

[MaxSebastian]

An Obsession With Bush.

 

[Marsipanne]

An obsession with Bush AND Blair together... dressed in bunny suits

 

[Guest]

Mouse balls.

 

[comp|icity]

Marmite

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