Invent a Fetish

[Marsipanne]

Did anybody see any episodes of 'The Big Sex Fantasy' (or whatever it was called) that was aired on Sky One a few months (or maybe a year) ago. There was this episode with 'extreme' fantasies. These included being crushed, Nazis and cannibalism.

You know what, people should write satire with some of these fetishes. I might try a poetic satire, actually (even though I'm hardly a poet).

The fetish is going to be: Buxton mineral water

 

[Guest]

Boiled halibut.

 

[comp|icity]

boiled halibut covered in marmite

 

[Guest]

boiled halibut covered in marmite

Oh my! That's just plain kinky!

 

[comp|icity]

No, kink would be being slapped about by the marmite covered halibut

 

[Guest]

No, kink would be being slapped about by the marmite covered halibut

In my sick mind, that was already a presumed outcome.

 

[comp|icity]

Originally posted by Tatelou
In my sick mind, that was already a presumed outcome.

woooahh... my guru....

 

[Guest]

woooahh... my guru....

Awww! I feel all squishy now, I've never been anyone's Guru before. But, bloody hell! What a responsibilty!?

Could Guru-hood be considered a fetish.

Lou

 

[comp|icity]

Originally posted by Tatelou
Awww! I feel all squishy now, I've never been anyone's Guru before. But, bloody hell! What a responsibilty!?

Could Guru-hood be considered a fetish.

Lou

A guru's hood probably could, yes

 

[Guest]

A guru's hood probably could, yes

LOL!!!! Good one!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

What about Robin's hood???

 

[Guest]

What about Robin's hood???

That is very kinky!!! Although, I wouldn't mind a go. He'd have to be wearing his boots, though.

 

[comp|icity]

Originally posted by lewdandlicentious
What about Robin's hood???

better to try for a bigger bird.

 

[Guest]

better to try for a bigger bird.

Big Bird????

OMG! That's sick.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Big Bird????

OMG! That's sick.

Lou

Hmmm, at least he's feminine!!!

Better than Oscar!!

 

[Guest]

Hmmm, at least he's feminine!!!

Better than Oscar!!

Feminine??? You've been studying him well, I see! I'd say he's more all out camp!

As for Oscar!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Camp tramp more like!

 

[comp|icity]

That guy in the dustbin (was that oscar??) always had my suspicions - I'm sure he had some Fraggles chained up in there, flogger at the ready...

... I see a story forming... ... Muppet Masochists


<edited to add name, only thought of that after >

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Did anybody see any episodes of 'The Big Sex Fantasy' (or whatever it was called) that was aired on Sky One a few months (or maybe a year) ago. There was this episode with 'extreme' fantasies. These included being crushed, Nazis and cannibalism.

You know what, people should write satire with some of these fetishes. I might try a poetic satire, actually (even though I'm hardly a poet).

The fetish is going to be: Buxton mineral water

I smell another Chain Story coming along...

 

[gauchecritic]

Transexual crossdressers?

Gauche

 

[Guest]

My own fave: cross-garters and yellow stockings.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Viagra-joke obsession?

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Plastic spoons.

 

[Couture]

Japanese Hooters Girls serving Bukakke Chicken Wings.

 

[Marsipanne]

Silly Buxton mineral water poem:

Oh dearly beloved Buxton,
Oh preserver of Britain’s purity
The sight of your phallic shape,
Will never render pure, me.
The peak above your appellation,
Reminds me of a man’s rising glory,
The soft wave beneath your given name,
Puts a woman’s curves to shame.
You may be ‘still’, but you make me move.
I move with joy, with ecstasy!
Oh Buxton, oh Buxton, my immortal beloved Buxton,
You will always be treasured by me!

And here is the inspiration: