Internet flirtations

[Nobody Special]

LMAO @ DCL

 

[Guest]

I'm a married guy who is looking to have some internet relationships with women. I would like to find some intelligent women with whom I can discuss a myriad of subjects including sex. I have been relatively unsuccessful developing relationships through chat rooms. I guess I don't have the knack to spark interest with women using the written word.

any advise you ladies can give me would be greatly appreciated.

Perhaps some of you can give me advise on

 

[Havocman]

Perhaps some of you can give me advise on

Hmmm...cut himself short there...wife must've walked in.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Mistress Lashes here is happy train the willing.

You might practice with the wife and see if you can spark her interest with just words.

Register and just hang around here. But you will have to stay awake till you finish your sentences.

 

[Sammyjo]

I guess the best way would be to tell them how gorgeous you are, how much money you have stock piled in the bank, and how much you want to ravish their bodies with your tongue. Always tell them you want a discreet relationship, tell them about how much you love your wife and won't leave her for anything. Treat them like shit, they will come crawling back for more...

Ok, this may not be true of me, or anyone on here, but it works for a few friends of mine. Kind of makes you cringe doesn't it?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's hysterical, if sadly true, Sammyjo.

I think the best way to start a relationship with a woman is to