Intelligent Design, anybody?

Evolution or Intelligent Design?

  • Evolution

    Votes: 20 69.0%
  • Intelligent Design

    Votes: 3 10.3%
  • It was like this when I got here

    Votes: 5 17.2%
  • None of the above - I created the lot!

    Votes: 1 3.4%

  • Total voters
    29
  • Poll closed .
rosco rathbone said:
Future developments in artificial superintelligence are going to put the theology back into science.

Could be. Do I smell a Turing test thread revival?
 
bill-pix-trade said:
I created everything, and the joke is on all of you.

Ha ha

oh, geez, god, why'd you have to tell everyone now?

blew my argument into bits!!
 
Drinking Cap said:
There is one but I'm the president and it's a 19.95 membership fee. But you get a t-shirt, a membership card and a super secret bg23 decoder ring that lets you speak Australian.

yeah, but for a 9.95 upgrade you get a decoder that lets you speak woman, too.

that's the Ultimate membership, of course.

i like your new AV..
 
bg23 said:
yeah, but for a 9.95 upgrade you get a decoder that lets you speak woman, too.

that's the Ultimate membership, of course.

i like your new AV..

The obscure historical figures series continues to rave reviews.
 
Oliver Clozoff said:
Unless, like you say, the definitions of science are change to include speculation about the supernatural, we're stuck with saying that science has nothing to say about God. I'd regard that not as a change in science, but an obliteration of it and a return to what we had before - medieval scholasticism a la Aquinas, etc. Maybe you're right and somebody brilliant will come along and put ontology back on top of science and usher in a post-scientific age.

That would be heavy.

ya know, this would all be so much easier if we suddenly found out god was just a regular dude who likes gatorade.
 
bg23 said:
ya know, this would all be so much easier if we suddenly found out god was just a regular dude who likes gatorade.

Of course God likes gatorade. He gifted us with it, didn't he?
 
Oliver Clozoff said:
Nice use of "fideism".

Strong work, biggles.

thanks sugar.

though i could have SWORN i told you i'd string you up by your pee pee if you called me that in public.
 
Drinking Cap said:
Looks and brains. The guy she ends up liking sure is a lucky bloke.

in order to demonstrate his gratitude, of course, he should totally tell her what he's getting her for weevil's birthday.

(heehee, you said "bloke".)
 
bg23 said:
in order to demonstrate his gratitude, of course, he should totally tell her what he's getting her for weevil's birthday.

Typically the appropriate present for Weevil's birthday is a Doug Christie jersey and a pair of fancy sneakers.

bg23 said:
(heehee, you said "bloke".)

I'm very English today.
 
Drinking Cap said:
The obscure historical figures series continues to rave reviews.

who is it?

also your title has that song in my head and now i can't get it out.
 
bill-pix-trade said:
I created your argument I can do with it what I want.

this raises all sorts of disturbing possibilities re: my possessions.
 
Drinking Cap said:
Of course God likes gatorade. He gifted us with it, didn't he?

unless its just a way to torture us.

i hate that stuff.
 
bg23 said:
thanks sugar.

though i could have SWORN i told you i'd string you up by your pee pee if you called me that in public.

wait, I thought that's what would happen if I called you "bigglesworth"?

oops.

I can see a regular-guy God liking Gatorade. I imagine he'd need electrolyte replacement as well as hydration.

rosco said:
Eh, that was one of my all time favorite threads.

Alas, it died too soon. We were just about to solve the problem of consciousness.

but poontang takes priority.
 
Drinking Cap said:
Typically the appropriate present for Weevil's birthday is a Doug Christie jersey and a pair of fancy sneakers.

yes but for ME, not for him

tho, whatcha gonna get him?

Drinking Cap said:
I'm very English today.

that's really more aussie than brit.
 
Oliver Clozoff Alas said:
just about[/i] to solve the problem of consciousness.

but poontang takes priority.

Unfortunately, Smyth3-the ideal interlocutor- packed his stripperjenna obsession in his old kit bag and left town. We materialists will not find his like easily. Articulate, considerate and wrong.
 
Oliver Clozoff said:
wait, I thought that's what would happen if I called you "bigglesworth"?

oops.

I can see a regular-guy God liking Gatorade. I imagine he'd need electrolyte replacement as well as hydration.

if you have any last words, say them now.

also, what are YOU getting me for valentines day, huh?

know what would be cool? if god sweated gatorade like they do on TV. that'd be cool.
 
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