Instant Boner

There are plenty of things a woman could show to me or say to me but the key to instant bonerage is that it's specifically for me. Making me feel special and desired. She might be able to get other bonerage, but she really wants my instant bonerage. And I might just keep using "bonerage" until spellchecker finally accepts bonerage and stops underlining bonerage, which would really give me instant bonerage if it actually happened.

Oh, and snorting crushed Viagra. That's a joke, dumbass. Don't try that at home.
 
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