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Chapter 2 of The Upside of Smoking has been submitted. The MC's insomnia has still not be cured, so... another chapter?
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Chapter 2 of The Upside of Smoking is available. Should there be a Chapter 3?
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How about our MC takes an accidental overdose of sleeping pills. Instead of dying, he sleeps for 40 years.
During which his friends family and caregivers have to regularly milk his erections.
But when he wakes up, he is still superhorny...
During which his friends family and caregivers have to regularly milk his erections.
But when he wakes up, he is still superhorny...
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I shouldn't have wandered into this thread... now I have a half dozen story plots buzzing around in my head and I still have a couple of hundred to finish that I started already. Thank you very much ZombieHugs!
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curse you. I had not posted here in a while. Now last night, I did not sleep ...
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I'm sure I once watched a porno titled 'perchance to dream'. Fairly typical MFF piece but filmed in an all white studio with one bed and a gossamer curtain which kept billowing around them as they fucked. Trying to be classy I guess, hence the Shakespearian title, but no idea why it was relevant otherwise. Didn't watch to the end but that's porn for you....
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does anybody really know if pornos end? Maybe they just go one infinite loops...
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"I'm breaking all my own rules getting uyp at 3:00 a.m. and making coffee. I promised myself I would never get up before 4 to keep my sleep clock from getting totally reversed."
"Any other rules you want to break?"
The first line is just some internal dialogue I need to get out of my brain. The second seems the logic next line. But is there a plot here?
"Any other rules you want to break?"
The first line is just some internal dialogue I need to get out of my brain. The second seems the logic next line. But is there a plot here?
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then there's the one about the fellow who takes sleeping pills that don't help him sleep but make his brain fuzzy- so he becomes a poet of course.
Don't worry, he meets the love of his life at an all night poetry slam.
Someone should have told him that "slam" does hot mean that you rush the stage and run into the poet you like best as hard as you can.
But it turns out ok, because she liked the feel of his spear poking her nether regions...
Don't worry, he meets the love of his life at an all night poetry slam.
Someone should have told him that "slam" does hot mean that you rush the stage and run into the poet you like best as hard as you can.
But it turns out ok, because she liked the feel of his spear poking her nether regions...
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Or, two sleep walkers staying at the same house have sleep sex, then wonder in the morning if it really happened. When I was a kid a friend of mine had a little brother who would sleep walk. Cops brought him home one night, because he was in his pajamas directing traffic, still fast asleep.
So, I'm guessing you could have sex and not be fully conscious. Just a thought.
So, I'm guessing you could have sex and not be fully conscious. Just a thought.
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that sounds like most of my sex with my ex-wife.
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Lol I hear you!
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as I made coffee at 3:00 a.m. because NO WAY I was getting back to sleep in the midst of the thunderstorm, I thought there had to be a Literotica plot combining insomnia and thunderstorns, but now the storm is passed, I am buzzed on coffee and not grasping it.
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I guess I almost wrote it- A Perfect Thunderstorm - though the daughter there is woken by the storm and seeks comfort fromDad, who is an early riser, not an insomniac.
Perhaps a long delayed dequel where the daughter has a friend staying over who is an insomniac? Or is that too close to The Upside of Smoking?
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then there was the MC awaken at 1:00 by the surprise phone call from his saughter's BFF- she forgot her wallet while visiting, can she come over RIGHT NOW to get it?
MC finds the wallet, watches tv for an hour. Gal is no show...he does not get back to sleep. What happens instead?
MC finds the wallet, watches tv for an hour. Gal is no show...he does not get back to sleep. What happens instead?
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MC decides there is no reason to wake his daughter, he can give the wallet to BFF himself. Only he forgets that he was sleeping in the nude. BFF arrives, gets her wallet, and a whole lot more.....
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he need not be nude- could be boxers, but they don't hide his erection.
"That bulge is even bigger than my Daddy's" BFF blurts out.
