Insomnia

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Tentacles have not yet retracted back into the drain under the bed. LIT author senses them and is inspired. But why is a drain under her bed? 1) Wet sports. 2) Blood flow. 3) Tentacle access.

not a bed. MC takes laptop into the bathroom to avoid waking up the rest of the household, who object the the NC's insomnia and think MC should attend a sleep clinic.

 

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"maybe if i could get me a red H, I could sleep"

 

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"maybe if i could get me a red H, I could sleep"

I'd say "or not", but still looking for my next H.
and my next sleep.

there must be a plot bunny here somewhere- perhaps counting plot bunnies instead of sheep?

oh no- yet another "meta" idea!

 

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MC wakes up in the middle of the night, to see the neighbours (or their daughter?) fucking in the pool or hot tub.

 

[Carnevil9]

MC wakes up in the middle of the night, to see the neighbours (or their daughter?) fucking in the pool or hot tub.

As he is staring out the window at the hijinx taking place in the hot tub next door, he is horrified to see that they are also seeing him! Until the nubile daughter beckons him to join them! It seems that there are more innies than outties in the hot tub, and they need him to bring balance to the force....

 

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As he is staring out the window at the hijinx taking place in the hot tub next door, he is horrified to see that they are also seeing him! Until the nubile daughter beckons him to join them! It seems that there are more innies than outties in the hot tub, and they need him to bring balance to the force....

maybe she just liked his light saber?

 

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MC is so tired they fall asleep midmorning at their home office desk. Hilarity ensues with:
~ the nanny
~ the kid's tutor
~ the maid
~ the college age child
~ the college age kid's friend/gf/bf

 

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then there is the version where MC is so tired they fall asleep with their glasses on. One toll over and "crunch"

This could set up some fun mistaken identity sex .

 

[Hypoxia]

then there is the version where MC is so tired they fall asleep with their glasses on. One toll over and "crunch"

This could set up some fun mistaken identity sex .

True tale: I was at the riverside park in Twin Falls ID awaiting Eval Kneival to jump the Snake River Canyon in a steam-jet 'cycle. My hammock was strung over a small stream. I rolled over in the night and my glasses fell into the stream, washed down to the Snake River, the Columbia River, and into the Pacific Ocean, likely to be devoured by an incautious bivalve. Back on land, mistaken identity sex ensued. But no tentacles.

 

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True tale: I was at the riverside park in Twin Falls ID awaiting Eval Kneival to jump the Snake River Canyon in a steam-jet 'cycle. My hammock was strung over a small stream. I rolled over in the night and my glasses fell into the stream, washed down to the Snake River, the Columbia River, and into the Pacific Ocean, likely to be devoured by an incautious bivalve. Back on land, mistaken identity sex ensued. But no tentacles.

was it truly mistaken though?

 

[Carnevil9]

was it truly mistaken though?

Remember the difference between active voice and passive voice:

Active voice: I made some mistakes.

Passive voice: Mistakes were made. (totally avoids taking the blame.)

 

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Remember the difference between active voice and passive voice:

Active voice: I made some mistakes.

Passive voice: Mistakes were made. (totally avoids taking the blame.)

"Mommy, the vase got broked."

"Oh, did it break itself?"

 

[Hypoxia]

was it [mistaken identity sex] truly mistaken though?

Yes, there were gender issues. Sometimes can't tell guys from gals till late.

Back to insomnia. A gal or guy can't get to sleep at a reasonable hour and so prowls bars at closing time, harvesting the leftovers -- a tactic incels seemingly never learn. My cousin had fun that way. Condoms for safety, of course.

 

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Yes, there were gender issues. Sometimes can't tell guys from gals till late.

Back to insomnia. A gal or guy can't get to sleep at a reasonable hour and so prowls bars at closing time, harvesting the leftovers -- a tactic incels seemingly never learn. My cousin had fun that way. Condoms for safety, of course.

"harvesting" is such an interesting word choice.

 

[Hypoxia]

"harvesting" is such an interesting word choice.

Get-em while they're ripe, hey?

I'm reminded of an old UG comix piece, maybe by Rand Holmes, where a sexy babe takes a drunk dork home, allows him to degradingly fuck her, and leaves him in bed... which rolls when she pulls a lever, dumping him down the chute to the T-Rex in her capacious basement. She whines to her pet, "You just can't appreciate all I go through to keep you fed."

Yes, harvesting drunks can lead to varied results. Context is vital.

Back to topic. Do tentacle monsters suffer from (or enjoy) insomnia?

 

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Get-em while they're ripe, hey?

I'm reminded of an old UG comix piece, maybe by Rand Holmes, where a sexy babe takes a drunk dork home, allows him to degradingly fuck her, and leaves him in bed... which rolls when she pulls a lever, dumping him down the chute to the T-Rex in her capacious basement. She whines to her pet, "You just can't appreciate all I go through to keep you fed."

Yes, harvesting drunks can lead to varied results. Context is vital.

Back to topic. Do tentacle monsters suffer from (or enjoy) insomnia?

perhaps they are nocturnal, and enjoy feeding on or fucking with insomniacs?

 

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as long as the tentacle monsters do not eat all the plot bunnies.

Mind you, then I might sleep...no...the munching sound would keep me awake.

 

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then there is the morning you wake so early you make coffee but forget to drink it.

Not sure how this adds to a Lit plot though...better feed it to the bunnies.

 

[LupusDei]

bunnies

Bunnies new to the neighborhood are chased by a dog. Who's so over-excited he can't sleep in night and demands to be let out, then back in, every half hour of so. There's two humans sleeping (trying to sleep) upstairs. Both take turns to attend the demands of the annoying pet. The night is hot. They both sleep in the nude. One, then other decides that it's no need to put anything on just to open the door for the dog. Then, they meet at the top of the stairs, both naked. Eventually they end up in the same bed... the dog is left howling outside...

 

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Bunnies new to the neighborhood are chased by a dog. Who's so over-excited he can't sleep in night and demands to be let out, then back in, every half hour of so. There's two humans sleeping (trying to sleep) upstairs. Both take turns to attend the demands of the annoying pet. The night is hot. They both sleep in the nude. One, then other decides that it's no need to put anything on just to open the door for the dog. Then, they meet at the top of the stairs, both naked. Eventually they end up in the same bed... the dog is left howling outside...

...the dog chases the bunnies...

 

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MC1 lies awake all night waiting for MC2 to return from a late shift.

So there is initially MC1 masturbating, followed by the twosome of welcome home sex.

At what point does MC1 fall asleep on MC2?

Could be fun to make it a relationship were MC2 does not expect the sex- MC1 has had illicit fantasies for some time. It is the wakeful waiting that brings them to life.

 

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then there is the night when day awakes to see son & two others creeping up to the attic where the stereo & the old couch are...

 

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for mornings like this, I ought to have an alt named Sir Grumps-a-Lot.

Not sure what sort of stories he would star in. Or write.

 

[Hypoxia]

Grumpy old insomniac preps for sleep every dawn by screaming out his bedroom window, annoying neighbors. Early-rising workers nearby send wives to silence him by sitting on his tongue (no, his cock ain't the loud part). Restfulness ensues.

 

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Grumpy old insomniac preps for sleep every dawn by screaming out his bedroom window, annoying neighbors. Early-rising workers nearby send wives to silence him by sitting on his tongue (no, his cock ain't the loud part). Restfulness ensues.

then there's the neighbour with no wife, but a college aged daughter...