Insertions?

I did this with my wife. I soaked the chain in oil in a ziploc bag. My wife said it pinched her, as well. I followed the instructions on the thread, but couldn't stop it from pinching her with me inserting it in her. I had to relent and let her insert it and that made it easier to avoid the pinch. She seemed to enjoy the experience, but not like people had described on the "chain trick" post. I did think to videotape the adventure, and sometimes reay it when I need some relief.

I gotta wonder why some people get pinched and not others. Maybe it's a size or muscle tone thing or something.
 
And thanks to you Lynn,

add running garden hose and the rubber end of a bicycle handle-- both in a friend's garage with the door partially up.
 
It's probably taken for granted,

add running garden hose and the rubber end of a bicycle handle-- both in a friend's garage with the door partially up.

but you might want to let your friends know you were stark naked out there during our little session.
 
Figging sounds very different and is completely new concept to me.

Not sure I'm loving the sound of or the stories about chains.

Did promise someone I'd try couple of things though so think this thread has breathed new life into that plan





Corn-on-the-cob apparently for the ridges
 
Wow. I had no idea about frigging... Never ever would have thought of that in my life..
 
Corn-on-the-cob apparently for the ridges

I remember a porn movie from the mid 70s, utterly silly, called Tarz & Jane, Boy & Cheetah, with a scene where Tarz discovered the joy of 'hot buttered corn', after using it on Jane. All that summer, my BF would tease me about craving some fresh corn. :D
 
rubber handle of a golf club was interesting. multiple golf balls feel good. plastic toy baseball bat, 1970 Chevy Camero were the hood points up, i was the perfect height for rubbing up on that machine, lots of kithchen utensils.
 
Home made

My wife and I have used beer bottles or wine bottles as toys. Just flip them upside down and take the bottom of the bottle up the desired hole lol. Really anything that is smooth and hard enough that it wont break if you look at it wrong:)
 
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About the bottles...anything that breaks the vacuum will do the trick. A drinking straw, for instance. I can't believe professionals would start cutting/drilling on the bottle. Nuts.
 
Butternut squash, coke can, beer can, multiple carrots, parsnips, bam dildo, inflatable butt plug, apple, tennis ball in condom, anal beads xxl, toilet brush (new), female fist, female foot, cans of deodorant, carved wooden top of a bannister post.

Am an anal slut as you can tell....
 
Butternut squash, coke can, beer can, multiple carrots, parsnips, bam dildo, inflatable butt plug, apple, tennis ball in condom, anal beads xxl, toilet brush (new), female fist, female foot, cans of deodorant, carved wooden top of a bannister post.

Am an anal slut as you can tell....

That's my kind of answer! I've often thought about getting a butternut squash to try. And I'd love it if my wife decided she wanted to fist me. For the time being, I have to rely on my Rambone, my 4" thick double-header I call Junior, and The Hand.
I'm constantly on the lookout for things around the house that I can stuff up inside myself.
 
What on earth is a bam dildo?

Making myself quite the to-do list.... you all are fantastic. :)
 
Figging is good with a nicely shaped ginger root both front and rear, I love that delicious burn.
If there's no ginger in the house try a sounding rod and basin plunger handle dipped in heat rub. I'm getting wood just thinking about it.
Try a big Nylabone from the petshop.
 
Vibrating toothbrush, two vibrating toothbrushes, large carrot, one, two and three fingers, aeneros, and now, the realdoe...
 
one of my subs once had these ice trays that were designed to make long ice wavy and intricately designed ice sticks to stir your drink with that were about 5 inches long. Needless to say where those went. :)
 
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