coatcheckgirl
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What have folks tried (other than standard run-o-the-mill sex toys) as insertions? Veggies? Other objects? Any suggestions/warnings?
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Shankara20
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Am I correct in assuming you are asking about vaginal insertions?coatcheckgirl said:
There is also anal insertion, male and female, and urethra insertions, male and female.
I have put a great variety of things up my bum and have extensive experience putting stainless steel rods op my cock, I am male.
Welcome to Lit, ccg, and welcome to the world of getting strange responses to what, at first, looks like a straight forward question.
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Once had a partner over my knee and used corona bottle had cleaned thoughly. She had no toys there and used as was spanking her over my lap. The smooth top made for a nice time. Twist tops with the threads would be a no no lol.
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WriterDom said:
Hey, now hold on!
Just cause you can stuff a zucchini in there doesn't mean you have a HUGE cunt. Them things expand and contract, that's how we get them babies out and such you see.
I can't believe you told her to do that!
What size condom did you send?
LMAO!
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FurryFury said:Hey, now hold on!
Just cause you can stuff a zucchini in there doesn't mean you have a HUGE cunt. Them things expand and contract, that's how we get them babies out and such you see.
I can't believe you told her to do that!
What size condom did you send?
LMAO!
Fury
Well, it was a huge zucchini. And she forgot all about using the condom. She was my first and even after almost 10 years, we still write every two months or so. She's married and happy now.
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I would suggest that you are careful about using anything that may create vacuum, glass bottles especially.
I once worked in a casualty department when a man came in with a coke bottle inserted up his ass. It had created a vacuum and the only way they could get it out was to use a glass cutter around the bottom of the bottle – the bottle shattered – nasty !!!
I once worked in a casualty department when a man came in with a coke bottle inserted up his ass. It had created a vacuum and the only way they could get it out was to use a glass cutter around the bottom of the bottle – the bottle shattered – nasty !!!
Shankara20
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Thank you for saying this - I heard it years ago when I was first starting to put things "up and in" myself and just forgot to mention it.UK_Strawberry said:
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UK_Strawberry said:
Good to know, I will remember next time if ever have same wicked thought.
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Not his fault as one doesn't need spices to improve what is already a great dish.FurryFury said:My husband was complaining about "all that damn ginger that's taking up space in the crisper drawer" the other day. I told him, he could damned well do something about that like using it on me.
I'm so helpful.
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FurryFury said:I didn't realize he was so anti-figging when we bought the ginger together.
Ack!
I am pro-figging.
Fury
Wish could help but my arm can only reach so far. lol
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midwestyankee
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Inserting a length of chain link can provide an unusual and stimulating set of sensations. Here's a thread dedicated to the practice.
coatcheckgirl
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And just when I thought the idea pool had run dry.... thanks for the additions.
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Yeah, I don't put anything up there that's small enough to get stuck. My one foray into ben-wa balls was enough to terrify me. It is one of my goals in life to never have to go into an ER and say 'GET IT OUT OF ME'.
We tried that. The chain pinched me. I think we did it wrong.
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Yeah, I don't put anything up there that's small enough to get stuck. My one foray into ben-wa balls was enough to terrify me. It is one of my goals in life to never have to go into an ER and say 'GET IT OUT OF ME'.
We tried that. The chain pinched me. I think we did it wrong.
Yes, you probably did it wrong. As I recall, the directions say quite clearly to push each link in one at a time to avoid pinching. I know from personal experience that it's not at all difficult to insert quite a lot of chain without pinching, though eagerness to get it done can be quite a temptation.
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Yeah, the links shifted inside me, and pinched.
That hurts, if anyone was curious. And not in a good way.
K was thinking maybe more KY .... I dunno. I was pretty wet, I don't imagine getting any wetter would have made a difference.
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It's also helpful to lubricate the chain before insertion. With lots and lots of lube. A safe oil that you can buy cheaply in volume, like olive oil or vegetable oil would do the trick, I should think.
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One of my favorite weird things to put in a pussy is a dimestore toy that google tells me is called a 'puffer ball' or 'porcupine ball.'
I like the kids toy aspect, it's a bit humiliating. Especially when some of the spikes stick out of her vag... And you can get ones that have LED flashy thingies in them. OMGdisgusting!
Regarding the chain pinching, I don't think body lubrication would be enough. It probably would need an oil, like MWY suggests.
And that thing about suction and having to cut the bottle... I don't get that either. There are safer ways to do it, like a diamond bit on a drill. Or Seems to me, you could slide an enema tube alongside, let the water flow and presto-- you're soggy and sloppy, but suction-free.
I like the kids toy aspect, it's a bit humiliating. Especially when some of the spikes stick out of her vag... And you can get ones that have LED flashy thingies in them. OMGdisgusting!
Regarding the chain pinching, I don't think body lubrication would be enough. It probably would need an oil, like MWY suggests.
And that thing about suction and having to cut the bottle... I don't get that either. There are safer ways to do it, like a diamond bit on a drill. Or Seems to me, you could slide an enema tube alongside, let the water flow and presto-- you're soggy and sloppy, but suction-free.
I've encouraged some of my friends to play with
soft boiled eggs, their panties, and of course golf balls. As has been said here before, use condoms, especially for anal play. One can buy the extra large ones for larger items like pointy high heels, etc.
soft boiled eggs, their panties, and of course golf balls. As has been said here before, use condoms, especially for anal play. One can buy the extra large ones for larger items like pointy high heels, etc.
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