Insert an even cleverer title here!

[Bjerget]

Um... How about if I say please?

Well you're significantly more polite than my three year old. I'll give ya that. It's a start.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Well you're significantly more polite than my three year old. I'll give ya that. It's a start.

Well that has to be worth a handjob at least!

 

[Bjerget]

Well that has to be worth a handjob at least!

You must be taking lessons from the other dudes in this thread

 

[Bjerget]

Anyway, Sexy lessons are over for the day. Now go out there folks, and be sexy!!

Class dismissed!

 

[Azuldrgon]

First rule of sexy class is there will be no clothing other than labcoats!

Anyway, Sexy lessons are over for the day. Now go out there folks, and be sexy!!

Class dismissed!

*walks in and sees the papers all over the place. Begins to clean them up, cursing the fact that real life keeps him away too much from the fun stuff. *

Catch ya later, Little One....he says out loud knowing she won't hear. Then leaves a plate of her favorite chocolate treats where she'll see them in the morning.

 

[Bjerget]

*walks in and sees the papers all over the place. Begins to clean them up, cursing the fact that real life keeps him away too much from the fun stuff. *

Catch ya later, Little One....he says out loud knowing she won't hear. Then leaves a plate of her favorite chocolate treats where she'll see them in the morning.

Oooh choccy!! *gulps it down greedily before anyone else shows up*

I hope he liked all of our dirty stick figure drawings!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

You must be taking lessons from the other dudes in this thread

Ah it's alright. I'm really much better behaved. No begging for sexual favours in three months - yay, go me!

Good morning everyone.

 

[Bjerget]

Ah it's alright. I'm really much better behaved. No begging for sexual favours in three months - yay, go me!

Good morning everyone.

What made you stop begging for them in the first place?

Not that that's not a good thing

 

[Azuldrgon]

Oooh choccy!! *gulps it down greedily before anyone else shows up*

I hope he liked all of our dirty stick figure drawings!

They were pretty cute.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

What made you stop begging for them in the first place?

Not that that's not a good thing

Let's just say there were teeth involved.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Morning Shiva!

Morning Shiva's thread!

 

[mickyp123]

Well you're significantly more polite than my three year old. I'll give ya that. It's a start.

No way on this gods earth do you look old enough to have a Three year old, Jerez the world is full of surprises.


Fuck I'm a smooth talkin Dwagon

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Morning

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Morning other dragon!

Morning Pervy!

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Morning other dragon!

Morning Pervy!

Other Dragon. Hahahaha!!!!

Hey !

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Other Dragon. Hahahaha!!!!

Hey !

Hey

 

[Bjerget]

Let's just say there were teeth involved.

Well most things involving teeth are a good thing, so I'm trying to see how this would be bad.

Morning Shiva!

Morning Shiva's thread!

Hi lovey dove! How have you been?

No way on this gods earth do you look old enough to have a Three year old, Jerez the world is full of surprises.


Fuck I'm a smooth talkin Dwagon

O__o Have you seen me? I'm old AF.

And even if I was the MINIMUM allowed age to be here, I could totally still have a three year old.

Morning

Hey Dubbie, what's shakin?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Well most things involving teeth are a good thing, so I'm trying to see how this would be bad.

I should have clarified. "Excessive use of teeth." I still have the scars!

 

[Bjerget]

I should have clarified. "Excessive use of teeth." I still have the scars!

Mmmm that sounds like fun to me.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Mmmm that sounds like fun to me.

It made the time I got caught in a zip look like a fun day out.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I had a very nice dream this morning about a soft and snuggly woman. I think it must have been you.

And what is this about teeth? I have a friend who likes them on his... *ahem* Gently, but yes.

 

[Bjerget]

It made the time I got caught in a zip look like a fun day out.

Got caught in a ziplock? You're either the smallest dude ever, or that's the largest sandwich bag ever O__O

I had a very nice dream this morning about a soft and snuggly woman. I think it must have been you.

And what is this about teeth? I have a friend who likes them on his... *ahem* Gently, but yes.

*Deep red blush* I do so hope it was me! We'll just assume it was. What did we do in your dream?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Got caught in a ziplock? You're either the smallest dude ever, or that's the largest sandwich bag ever O__O

I got caught in the zip of my jeans once. It was a horrific experience, once I do not wish to repeat.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Got caught in a ziplock? You're either the smallest dude ever, or that's the largest sandwich bag ever O__O


*Deep red blush* I do so hope it was me! We'll just assume it was. What did we do in your dream?

Yes, let's!

At first it was just a friendly embrace, but it lasted an awfully long time and then someone was kissing my neck and sending shivers to all the right places and pretty soon I was kissing back and then I woke up and finished the dream with a very pleasant ending.

 

[Bjerget]

I got caught in the zip of my jeans once. It was a horrific experience, once I do not wish to repeat.

oh.. OH!!!

I cringed just reading that!

Yes, let's!

At first it was just a friendly embrace, but it lasted an awfully long time and then someone was kissing my neck and sending shivers to all the right places and pretty soon I was kissing back and then I woke up and finished the dream with a very pleasant ending.

I might need a demonstration... just to be certain that I have all the details down.