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Oooh this looks like it could be fun*rolls out the Slip N Slide, sets up the sprinkler and flips on the hot tub*
Oh good, I'm alone.
*strips*
*flops on a beach towel, sipping something pink*

HihiYou're welcome(I did that on purpose)

Oooh this looks like it could be fun
Hihi

*squeeeee*
I got here early today!
Oooh this looks like it could be fun
Hihi
That's brilliant! I thought you were gonna be offline all week!
I believe I will need to see your medical license first!Hello Shiva. Ready for your physical? *snaps rubber gloves on*
I was going to make a similar comment to DS's but now I'm just going to sit here and chortleWell I'm in and out.

I believe I will need to see your medical license first!
I was going to make a similar comment to DS's but now I'm just going to sit here and chortle
I went to medical school in Genosha, but I assure it's it legit. I mean, I do have a lab coat, that should count for something?I believe I will need to see your medical license first!
I was going to make a similar comment to DS's but now I'm just going to sit here and chortle
I'm glad to see you smile.lol!!
Hmmm legit you say? Well I guess that answers all my questions!I went to medical school in Genosha, but I assure it's it legit. I mean, I do have a lab coat, that should count for something?
I'm glad to see you smile.
Hmmm legit you say? Well I guess that answers all my questions!
Besides, the aliens sent me to get started on the anal probing....
Let me get out my instrument *unzip*

Okay I will assume the position
Nice form. Now you might feel a slight pressure.....
Oh dear, whatever will I do if I'm beginning to feel pressured?
Well since you put it like that, I will just lay back and enjoy the ride. I sure do hope you live up to your nicknameJust relax....you're quite safe here. Besides, in evil medical school, my nickname was Dr. Feelgood
Many years ago, I believe on Lifetime, there was a show called "Talk Sex, with Dr. Sue Johansen". She was a tiny little grandmotherly type woman from Canada, that had a sex question call in show. One night, I guy called in asking about anal sex. She told him you have to use force to get past the sphincter. I looked at my then wife, and said, "Did she tell him he had to use The Force?" It makes anal sex so much funnier when you use the Darth Vader voice....
 I love dorky references with my sexy talk! Much more fun that way
 I love dorky references with my sexy talk! Much more fun that way Hey lacky!! How YOU doin?Good evening one and all!
Hey lacky!! How YOU doin?
 
 Lacky.
I'm not too bad thank you. Yourself? Has the flu cleared off?
You could tell me if there's another name you prefer.
And thank you, yes, it's mostly gone except some lingering mucus (tasty). Now everyone here has my cold and are none too pleased with me for giving it to them.
 
 I could call you brainy or celly too.Lacky is fine! It's better than some of the stuff I'm regularly called!
Ahh my manflu has passed so at least I don't have to worry about spreading my germs!
