Bjerget
I have great ideas!
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It's Caturday right miao!!!

Ohh you were talking about us, not the weekend.
Well then...
I'm such a sexeh beast!![]()
I guess I could have articulated my wishes better
And yeah you are xD
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It's Caturday right miao!!!

Ohh you were talking about us, not the weekend.
Well then...
I'm such a sexeh beast!![]()
It's Caturday right miao!!!
I guess I could have articulated my wishes better
And yeah you are xD
Awwwww. You're so sweet. Any other wishes you wish to articulate? Hmmm???
Good morning Shiva
Let's find a girlfriend together.Or a boyfriend
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I'm down with that!
Should we start accepting applications? What kind of criteria should we have?
I think we should accept applications from anyone, and then... evaluate... each applicant together.

Boldly strides in and wraps Shiva into a huge ((((bearhug)))) and plants a sensual kiss on her perfect lips......
"Excuse me, my hand might have slipped a little during that hug. No offense intended!"
Strides out, trying to catch my breath....
*catches her breath after the kiss, then begins to whistle innocently, twirling his shorts around in her hand as he walks out the door*
I've got to get a belt....I've GOT to get a belt.....
Now THAT sounds like a science experiment!For what purpose? You gonna restrain my grabby hands?

Now THAT sounds like a science experiment!![]()
Haha let's get our lab coats and safety glasses ready!
I've been wanting to strap you down for awhile now....
Afraid I'll run away? Where's the challenge in that?
"Don't start runnin', I'm a fool for the chase." ~ Def Leppard
I'm so old, I was there before the school was lolGoing old school I see![]()

I'm so old, I was there before the school was lol![]()
Yeah? I got my pencil, now gimme something to write onI'm so old, I was there before the school was lol![]()
Thank you both, now I have "Pour Some Sugar on Me" in my head.![]()
That sounded like an invitation *winks and gets the sugar jar*
Yeah? I got my pencil, now gimme something to write on
That sounded like an invitation *winks and gets the sugar jar*
you nowAs long as you lick it off when you're done...