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[iLackBrainCells]

I like it when you make my crate glow


Hi hon, I have the plague lol

You know, for the first time in a long time, I'm lost for words. Its the first time I've made a crate glow.

Oh no, the plague! *Hides down the back of the sofa.*

 

[Bjerget]

You know, for the first time in a long time, I'm lost for words. Its the first time I've made a crate glow.

Oh no, the plague! *Hides down the back of the sofa.*

Don't worry, this plague isn't spread by e-flirting

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Don't worry, this plague isn't spread by e-flirting

Phew!! But... Does that mean all the good stuff isn't spread either? That's a shame.

 

[Bjerget]

Phew!! But... Does that mean all the good stuff isn't spread either? That's a shame.

Well I could be persuaded to snail mail you a letter full of my germs if you like.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Well I could be persuaded to snail mail you a letter full of my germs if you like.

That's the most romantic thing someone has ever offered me.

Ha! I'm going to go back to bed for a bit though. I cannot function on two hours or sleep.

 

[Bjerget]

That's the most romantic thing someone has ever offered me.

Ha! I'm going to go back to bed for a bit though. I cannot function on two hours or sleep.

OMG A ROSE!! *jumps over all the furniture, knocking over pillows and tables and beer cans and almost destroying the grill to get it, in order to shove it into her mouth*

mmmmm thanks delish!

*innocently dabs her mouth with a napkin*

Oh dear, we'll have to call in for clean up service.

Go ahead and enjoy your rest hon. Get some rest and come back again.

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Glowing crates, handwritten letters, and roses. I'm afraid to interrupt.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

OMG A ROSE!! *jumps over all the furniture, knocking over pillows and tables and beer cans and almost destroying the grill to get it, in order to shove it into her mouth*

mmmmm thanks delish!

*innocently dabs her mouth with a napkin*

Oh dear, we'll have to call in for clean up service.

Go ahead and enjoy your rest hon. Get some rest and come back again.

Haha, I'm glad to see I'm not the only person that eats flowers on occasions. I'll be back later, most definitely.

Glowing crates, handwritten letters, and roses. I'm afraid to interrupt.

Take over from me, will you? I'm worn out!

 

[Bjerget]

Glowing crates, handwritten letters, and roses. I'm afraid to interrupt.

No you're not. Jump right in and make yourself at home. And while you're at it, help me right all this furniture. I have no idea who knocked it over, but people have no respect sometimes... *Starts to mutter about kids these days*

Haha, I'm glad to see I'm not the only person that eats flowers on occasions. I'll be back later, most definitely.

On occasion?! Every single time I'm presented with them It's a-may-zing!

 

[UnchainedWordist]

No you're not. Jump right in and make yourself at home. And while you're at it, help me right all this furniture. I have no idea who knocked it over, but people have no respect sometimes... *Starts to mutter about kids these days*


On occasion?! Every single time I'm presented with them It's a-may-zing!

Well...if you're sure! I don't want to interrupt the ruckus. Or I could just add to it.

 

[Bjerget]

Well...if you're sure! I don't want to interrupt the ruckus. Or I could just add to it.

I always enjoy a good ruckus with you!

 

[UnchainedWordist]

I always enjoy a good ruckus with you!

I can be pretty destructive. You sure, babe?

 

[Bjerget]

I can be pretty destructive. You sure, babe?

As long as you don't go getting bodily fluids in my carpet. Last time that happened I was scrubbing with a toothbrush for days!!

 

[UnchainedWordist]

As long as you don't go getting bodily fluids in my carpet. Last time that happened I was scrubbing with a toothbrush for days!!

I won't get them on the carpet. On you?

I make no promises.

 

[Bjerget]

I won't get them on the carpet. On you?

I make no promises.

Oh dear. Well on me or in me would be much preferred to on the carpeting. Just not in my ear. That was a lot of trouble to clean out last time.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hello Azul

Glad to meet your acquaintance.

Hi hon, I have the plague lol

Been there, done that.
in your hand.
Are kisses on the forehead okay....so I don't catch what you have....

*Thinks about veggie soup*

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Oh dear. Well on me or in me would be much preferred to on the carpeting. Just not in my ear. That was a lot of trouble to clean out last time.

On or in?

I'm good with that. Any preferred order? Mouth, breasts, pussy?

 

[Bjerget]

Glad to meet your acquaintance.


Been there, done that.
in your hand.
Are kisses on the forehead okay....so I don't catch what you have....

*Thinks about veggie soup*

Ugh veggie soup! Just make sure it doesn't have mushrooms hiding in the stock... they always stick those fuckers in everywhere lol.

*Eats the rose* thanks hon!!

and why's everyone afraid of the big bad plague? lol

On or in?

I'm good with that. Any preferred order? Mouth, breasts, pussy?

lmao let's stick to softcore flirting here otherwise I'll be the one to squirt everywhere

 

[Azuldrgon]

Ugh veggie soup! Just make sure it doesn't have mushrooms hiding in the stock... they always stick those fuckers in everywhere lol.

*Eats the rose* thanks hon!!

and why's everyone afraid of the big bad plague? lol

I'm not.
*walks into the kitchen to start cooking*

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Ugh veggie soup! Just make sure it doesn't have mushrooms hiding in the stock... they always stick those fuckers in everywhere lol.

*Eats the rose* thanks hon!!

and why's everyone afraid of the big bad plague? lol



lmao let's stick to softcore flirting here otherwise I'll be the one to squirt everywhere

Softcore.hahahah!!!!

 

[Bjerget]

I should just call my doctor this week and see if they can set me up with a colonoscopy or something. I haven't had one since before I was pregnant.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Softcore.hahahah!!!!

Hey U-dub! How are ya bro?

*continues to cut veggies while wiping eyes" Damn onions.

 

[UnchainedWordist]

I should just call my doctor this week and see if they can set me up with a colonoscopy or something. I haven't had one since before I was pregnant.

Anal health is important!

 

[Bjerget]

LOL let's not all get emo here xD I'm DTF most people most of the time xD

 

[Azuldrgon]

LOL let's not all get emo here xD I'm DTF most people most of the time xD

*brings in a bowl of soup with a baguette*
Have some soup.