Insane Private Messages!

Recidiva said:
Yes, it's obvious you made it all up. Verbatim.

Yes, quite right.

I've been found out.

(I'm so ashamed.)

Honestly - who moved the rock???
 
He thinks I have mercy. That's so cute.

I have no idea where he got this idea, but it's adorable.
 
cloudy said:
Of course.

And that's why he knew she was talking about him. :D

OK, now, wait.

If I was talking about HIM then surely I would have mentioned something about his love for frilly panties.
 
Damn. From the thread title, I thought it was a request, SSS.
 
Recidiva said:
Yes, it's obvious you made it all up. Verbatim.
Hey, I believe him! Sarah never got a note from this person who's name she never mentioned. She's made up a fake begging note from an imaginary guy and then attributed it to this guy--though why this guy would think it's him when no name has been mentioned I don't know. All I know is that it wasn't him!

Whoever he is :rolleyes:
 
3113 said:
Hey, I believe him! Sarah never got a note from this person who's name she never mentioned. She's made up a fake begging note from an imaginary guy and then attributed it to this guy--though why this guy would think it's him when no name has been mentioned I don't know. All I know is that it wasn't him!

Whoever he is :rolleyes:
Yep...that's his story and he's sticking to it. :rolleyes: What a fuckwit. It's people like him that give both idjits and fruitcakes a bad name.:cool:
 
Okay, so how is it that you get pm's from guys who want you to torture them and I get pm's from guys who want to spank me and for me to call them "Daddy" and shit? :rolleyes:

He's lucky he didn't pm me, since my answer for everything is pretty much "C'mere and let me kick you down the stairs." :)
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Okay, so how is it that you get pm's from guys who want you to torture them and I get pm's from guys who want to spank me and for me to call them "Daddy" and shit? :rolleyes:

He's lucky he didn't pm me, since my answer for everything is pretty much "C'mere and let me kick you down the stairs." :)
Do you have a website?
 
lilredjammies said:
On behalf of the Anti-FruitcakeDefamation League, TC, I'm going to have to pelt you with dried fruit.

It's nothing personal.

*throws sugary green chewy things at TC*
*ducking and dodging* Hey, Miss Jammies...I never said there was anything wrong with fruitcakes...*dodges some more*...I said that bunghole was giving them a bad name. *leaps behind the 1000 year old couch/big ass pillow from cloud's thread about tapestries*
 
*ducking to avoid the dried fruit pelting*

Hey! *duck*

Stop throwing those *ouch!* green dried up things at me! *holds up ancient tapestry pillow to deflect ancient fruit*

We must think of the children!!

Oh, wait. Wrong thread.


:D
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Okay, so how is it that you get pm's from guys who want you to torture them and I get pm's from guys who want to spank me and for me to call them "Daddy" and shit? :rolleyes:

He's lucky he didn't pm me, since my answer for everything is pretty much "C'mere and let me kick you down the stairs." :)


Oh, now don't tell him that!

That's just what he wants!
 
lilredjammies said:
Yes, but he can't give them a bad name if you're not associating him with them, can he?

(help, I've over-associated with litigation attorneys!)

*gets out Salad Shooter™ and the raisins*

Death to fruitcake libelers!

*leaps off the sofa, firing*


This thread is becoming dangerous!

*ducking and covering*

Next thing you know the topic will be toejam!
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
This thread is becoming dangerous!

*ducking and covering*

Next thing you know the top will be toejam!

Tapestry shields work. *nods*
 
lilredjammies said:
Yes, but he can't give them a bad name if you're not associating him with them, can he?

(help, I've over-associated with litigation attorneys!)

*gets out Salad Shooter™ and the raisins*

Death to fruitcake libelers!

*leaps off the sofa, firing*
*brandishes the SRCOC talisman and performs the anchient and sancified "MCHammer Can't Touch This" dance of protection, thereby putting up a magical shield against flying, sundried, Champagne wanna-bes*
 
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