Inexcusably Vain but Nonetheless Funny Laugh

[BlackShanglan]

Originally Posted by CeriseNoire
Uh-oh. I should have known. So breaking out the ruler won't be any help then...

No, but go ahead and do it anyway. Keep a really, really tight hold on the halter and you will hear how loud a horse can neigh in delight...

It seems just a bit rough to be put up sweated and trembling without being ridden hard first. That should not, however, in any way be construed as a complaint.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I see "Hanns" mentioned in an aside in that thread. That refers to a genuinely bad person. See my "Not a troll, a psychopath" posts that caused quite an uproar over a year ago. The reference wasn't really about horsey though, thankfully.

 

[cloudy]

Shang, it's Ishy. 'nuff said.

When my friend Owera and I used to enjoy yanking his chain now and then, we'd just tell him we were going to bring both tribes to his house (Choctaw and Mohawk, a nice mixture ), eat all his food, and use his bathroom.

Was really fun to watch him sputter.

 

[Sean]

Aha! Last night's mini AH invasion was your fault, was it? In retaliation I might have to come back over here and play with Amicus.

 

[Sean]

Does he always talk in crypto-speak like that?

That's actually pretty lucid for him when he's in paranoid delusional mode.

 

[English Lady]

Aha! Last night's mini AH invasion was your fault, was it? In retaliation I might have to come back over here and play with Amicus.

Oooh Kinky!



And well done Horsey, you done good. I've not been accusd of being an alt *sigh* yet, woe is me.

 

[Guest]

Aha! Last night's mini AH invasion was your fault, was it? In retaliation I might have to come back over here and play with Amicus.

Will you keep him when you're done?

Pretty please?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Aha! Last night's mini AH invasion was your fault, was it? In retaliation I might have to come back over here and play with Amicus.

Well, you couldn't expect me to keep all of the fun to myself, could you? Ishmael is one of those people whom every author should have a chance to enjoy as a character. Who would believe him if we made him up?

As it happens, Amicus has been quite active here lately. I'm sure that he'll be able to find a bit of time for you. Personally, I've enjoyed seeing more of you and of LT over here lately. It livens the place up.

 

[THROBBS]

There are still a few back there going:
"Did so!"~ "Did not!"

 

[BlackShanglan]

YES!!!

I have finally got a troll.

Date on which this thread (and the deranged ramblings to which it refers) started: 09/02/07.

And from the first four stories on my story list:

your stories are beyond lame
09/02/07 By: Anonymous in west coast
Stop writing and wasting bandwidth.

You truly are amazing...
09/02/07 By: Anonymous in west coast
at writing utter shite.

Your fiction is comparable to that from a chimp
09/02/07 By: Anonymous in NY
I am not impressed.

give up on writing
09/02/07 By: Anonymous in NY
you have zero talent

I've hit the big time.

 

[Stella_Omega]

YES!!!

I have finally got a troll.

Date on which this thread (and the deranged ramblings to which it refers) started: 09/02/07.

And from the first four stories on my story list:









I've hit the big time.

You worked hard for it, enjoy.

 

[Belegon]

I'm laughing...

I look at that trolling feedback, Shang... and I just can't help but picture Ed Wood sitting in the audience at the Globe and heckling Shakespeare.

(apologies to Mr. Wood for the unflattering comparison)

 

[THROBBS]

Coast to coast no less!
What could have provoked this!?
And just Who is Anonymous and why is he here? or there... on the west coast... I mean there in NY.

 

[BlackShanglan]

You worked hard for it, enjoy.

This was a labor of love. I mean ... I wrote gay incest. I wrote autistic porn. I wrote a sex scene between a man and a horse. I wrote an alleged porn story as the diary of an 18th century poet, for the love of heaven, and still, would the trolls even glance my way as I yanked their pigtails and dipped them in the inkwells? Not a blink. It's about time they gave some heed to my exertions!

I'm laughing...

I look at that trolling feedback, Shang... and I just can't help but picture Ed Wood sitting in the audience at the Globe and heckling Shakespeare.

(apologies to Mr. Wood for the unflattering comparison)

Ah, you're too kind. He really took the shine off of those E's, let me tell you. Thank goodness for my vanity; it allows me to take pleasure in every possible form of attention.

 

[Guest]

I have a new crop.

I would share.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I have a new crop.

I would share.

I've lived to hear those words.

But what about the trolls?

 

[jomar]

Bravo Shang. An apple AND a sugar cube for you!

 

[Sean]

YES!!!

I have finally got a troll.

Date on which this thread (and the deranged ramblings to which it refers) started: 09/02/07.

And from the first four stories on my story list:

I've hit the big time.

I'm willing to bet the IP traces to Florida. Or just possibly, Toronto.

 

[rgraham666]

I'm willing to bet the IP traces to Florida. Or just possibly, Toronto.

If it traces to Toronto, it's not me.

I love our horsey's work. I'm also more than a little envious of it.

 

[BlackShanglan]

If it traces to Toronto, it's not me.

I love our horsey's work. I'm also more than a little envious of it.

Some fine day when I'm up in the Toronto area, we'll go drink a pub dry toasting to our mutual admiration.

 

[Guest]

Oooh Kinky!



And well done Horsey, you done good. I've not been accusd of being an alt *sigh* yet, woe is me.

Sean thinks I'm an alt. *grin*

 

[Guest]

I've lived to hear those words.

But what about the trolls?

They can find their own damn crop.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Sean thinks I'm an alt. *grin*

Sean, quit mucking about.

 

[Belegon]

They can find their own damn crop.

I don't have any crops, just floggers ... oh, and I had to explain to the seven year old that despite the presence of handcuffs in the house, I am not "a police."

 

[Guest]

I don't have any crops, just floggers ... oh, and I had to explain to the seven year old that despite the presence of handcuffs in the house, I am not "a police."

Marvelous.