Inexcusably Vain but Nonetheless Funny Laugh

[BlackShanglan]

I'm a conspiracy.

No, really, evidently I am. Someone has created a thread dedicated to uncovering my stealthy and wiley ways:

"Who is BlackShanglan and why is he here?"

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=540228

Apparently I'm partially from Pennsylvania, partially from Germany, and partially some person named LanceCaster, who has been described to me as "a legend to some" and "evil incarnate." Even as we speak, I am embroiled in a top secret plot to take over an Internet "bulleting board," but I have generously been given credit for being charming (if poorly read).

I'm awfully pleased with myself.

(The actual truth is that I was a disgracefully behaved horse last night and played pull-the-tiger's-tail with the strange and unhappy person who started the thread. The worse truth is that I am naturally now even more disgracefully hoping that our authors can supply some really interesting new revelations about my identity and my Evil Plot. Just imagine the possibilities.)

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

(to the tune of Poison Ivy)

Late at night while we're sleeping, BlackShanglan comes a'creeping arou-ou-ou-ound.

Congratulations, Shang. I'm soooooo jealous.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[impressive]

 

[Guest]

Wow.

Or perhaps more appropriately - Whoa.

 

[TheEarl]

Surrealism at its highest form. Thanks Shang.

The Earl

 

[CeriseNoire]

Woah, I knew you were one fascinating horsey, but that's intense.

Also, I just wish I had that kind of time to devote to such mysteries.

 

[TE999]

You are in actuality a cleverly disguised unicorn that lives in The Big Rock Candy Mountain.

You trade stock on line trying to corner the market on peppermint drops and Junior Mints.

You bathe in lemonade springs where the bluebird sings.

Your mane and tail are groomed by a coterie of comely, clean limbed, flaxen haired virgins.

You neigh Grand Opera and Gilbert and Sullivan ballads for amusement.

[The crystal ball is cloudy (no, not that cloudy), I can see no more ]

 

[Belegon]

rabble rouser...

 

[Stella_Omega]

Does he always talk in crypto-speak like that?

 

[BlackShanglan]

You are in actuality a cleverly disguised unicorn that lives in The Big Rock Candy Mountain ...

[The crystal ball is cloudy (no, not that cloudy), I can see no more ]

I loved it! I need to get back to that summer cabin once more this year.

Woah, I knew you were one fascinating horsey, but that's intense.

Also, I just wish I had that kind of time to devote to such mysteries.

I recommend upsetting Ishmael. He'll do all of the work for you, and then you can enjoy the delightful suspense of waiting to find out just what you've been up to.

Surrealism at its highest form. Thanks Shang.

The Earl

Does he always talk in crypto-speak like that?

Ah, yes. That's Ishmael. See the fascination in encouraging him? I know it's very wrong, but somehow I can't quite help myself. It probably helps that he keeps defending his use of racial slurs as if they were the high point of his character.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Ah yes, that's Ishmael. See the fascination in encouraging him? I know it's very wrong, but somehow I can't quite help myself. It probably helps that he keeps defending his use of racial slurs as if they were the high point of his character.

That's okay. Everyone needs a hobby.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

There's a horse on the Trilateral Commission? Shang is trying to manipulate world banks to go from bull and bear markets to horse and wildebeast markets?

Sinister!

 

[SeaCat]

Surrealism at its highest form. Thanks Shang.

The Earl

Surrealism of this type is the highest form of flattery.

Perhaps Shang should be watching for a stalker?

Cat

 

[BlackShanglan]

rabble rouser...

Loved yours! Clearly I have much to learn about the art of rousing rabbles.

 

[somberReality]

Sweet! You're a Lit celeb now

 

[Stella_Omega]

Good lord, horsey, a teensy bit of searching, and I find your hoofprints all over the GB!
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=539784

 

[BlackShanglan]

Good lord, horsey, a teensy bit of searching, and I find your hoofprints all over the GB!
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=539784

*grin*

Ah yes. That's the one that I think pushed Ishmael over the edge. I am honestly and sincerely attempting to feel more ashamed about it than I currently am.

In my own defense, he did accuse me of being poorly read. There are some insults one just can't swallow without first making really proper fun of them.

 

[The_Fool]

*grin*

Ah yes. That's the one that I think pushed Ishmael over the edge. I am honestly and sincerely attempting to feel more ashamed about it than I currently am.

In my own defense, he did accuse me of being poorly read. There are some insults one just can't swallow without first making really proper fun of them.

There are a lot of things I might accuse you of, but that is not one of them...

 

[CeriseNoire]

*grin*

Ah yes. That's the one that I think pushed Ishmael over the edge. I am honestly and sincerely attempting to feel more ashamed about it than I currently am.

In my own defense, he did accuse me of being poorly read. There are some insults one just can't swallow without first making really proper fun of them.

Bad Horsey! Picking on the feeble-minded. Tsk, tsk. *wags finger and uses stern teacher face*

Oh, alright. He really did cross the line.

 

[The_Fool]

Bad Horsey! Picking on the feeble-minded. Tsk, tsk. *wags finger and uses stern teacher face*

Oh, alright. He really did cross the line.

Don't do that, the horsey likes a little strict teacher, bad student play. The stalls will have hoof dents...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Don't do that, the horsey likes a little strict teacher, bad student play. The stalls will have hoof dents...

Some people have the Furies. Some have muses. Some have a wicked voice of temptation.

I have the Fool.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Don't do that, the horsey likes a little strict teacher, bad student play. The stalls will have hoof dents...

Uh-oh. I should have known. So breaking out the ruler won't be any help then...

 

[The_Fool]

Uh-oh. I should have known. So breaking out the ruler won't be any help then...

No, but go ahead and do it anyway. Keep a really, really tight hold on the halter and you will hear how loud a horse can neigh in delight...

 

[The_Fool]

Some people have the Furies. Some have muses. Some have a wicked voice of temptation.

I have the Fool.

Not so much a temptation, more of an instigation.

 

[rengadeirishman]

i hope everyday that someone will make a threat centered around casting aspersions on my honour, intelligence, and parentage. Or trying to prove that I am the alt of some ancient poster from lits classical period.

congratulations Shang, youve accomplished what i have not.