Indecision

TheEarl

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To be, or not to be.
That is the question.
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Or to take arms agains ta sea of trouble and in opposing end them.
To die, to sleep, no more
and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.
To die, to sleep, to sleep, perchance to dream - aye, there's the rub.
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil.
Must give us pause. There's the respect that makes calamity out of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time?
The proud man's wrong, the oppressor's contumely
The pangs of desprized love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the pans that the patient merit of th;unworthy takes.
When he himself might his quietus make, with a bare bodkin.
Who would fardels bear? To grunt and sweat under a weary life?
But for that fear of somethin after death - that undiscovered country from whose bourn no travellerreturns.
Puzzles the will and makes us rather bear those ills that we have than fly to others that we know not of.
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought
And enterprises of great pitch and moment, in this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action.


Soft you now. The fair Ophelia. Nymph, in thy orisons be all my sins remembered.




Quite possibly the best piece of writing ever written and I can now do it off by heart and do quite a passable bit of acting with it.

Do what you will with the thread - no real point to it.

The Earl
 
ProofreadManx said:
Yes, Sir Francis Bacon was one the best writers ever. :D

Whoever wrote it - don't care. That is still the best piece of writing ever written and I challenge anyone to find anything that illustrates the inner thoughts of a character so beautifully.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
Whoever wrote it - don't care. That is still the best piece of writing ever written and I challenge anyone to find anything that illustrates the inner thoughts of a character so beautifully.

The Earl
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Very true, but the writers for Homer Simpson also do a very good job.
 
"That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write 'Fuck you' right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say 'Holden Caulfield' on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say 'Fuck you.' I'm positive, in fact." -- Holden Caulfield in "The Catcher In The Rye" by J.D. Salinger


Edited to say: It doesn't have to do w/indecision, but it's my favorite literary monologue.
 
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It's a brilliant piece by The Bard.
Didn't appreciate it when I was younger and had to learn it, but now...
 
ProofreadManx said:
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Very true, but the writers for Homer Simpson also do a very good job.

'Give me peace of mind, or I'll mop the floor with ya!'

yeah, that's the stuff
 
Extreme Bohunk said:
'Give me peace of mind, or I'll mop the floor with ya!'

yeah, that's the stuff
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Worth a deep, reflective, yearning sigh, isn't it?
 
TheEarl said:
To be, or not to be.
That is the question.
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Or to take arms agains ta sea of trouble and in opposing end them.
To die, to sleep, no more
and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.
To die, to sleep, to sleep, perchance to dream - aye, there's the rub.
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil.
Must give us pause. There's the respect that makes calamity out of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time?
The proud man's wrong, the oppressor's contumely
The pangs of desprized love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the pans that the patient merit of th;unworthy takes.
When he himself might his quietus make, with a bare bodkin.
Who would fardels bear? To grunt and sweat under a weary life?
But for that fear of somethin after death - that undiscovered country from whose bourn no travellerreturns.
Puzzles the will and makes us rather bear those ills that we have than fly to others that we know not of.
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought
And enterprises of great pitch and moment, in this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action.


Soft you now. The fair Ophelia. Nymph, in thy orisons be all my sins remembered.




Quite possibly the best piece of writing ever written and I can now do it off by heart and do quite a passable bit of acting with it.

Do what you will with the thread - no real point to it.

The Earl

Alright fine. In all serious irony, this poem is supposed to be a sonnet, and is not. I appreciate it, but do not in the context of irony or parody simply because shakespeare was precise. Still, there is an element of your poem that could ironize/parody. You could actually take the 14 line english sonnet, spin it to 16 Italian and keeping in line, or diss it?

A sonnet is a sonnet, and if you must make fun, then make fun, or make fun intelligently? As in use the iambs, use the rhymes, USE them to your advantage. I hope this makes sense. It will to some. I hope to you. :)
 
CharleyH said:
Alright fine. In all serious irony, this poem is supposed to be a sonnet, and is not. I appreciate it, but do not in the context of irony or parody simply because shakespeare was precise. Still, there is an element of your poem that could ironize/parody. You could actually take the 14 line english sonnet, spin it to 16 Italian and keeping in line, or diss it?

A sonnet is a sonnet, and if you must make fun, then make fun, or make fun intelligently? As in use the iambs, use the rhymes, USE them to your advantage. I hope this makes sense. It will to some. I hope to you. :)
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I was just taking Earl up on his offer: "Do what you will with the thread - no real point to it." ;)
 
"What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so."

~ from Hamlet (Act II, Scene II ) also by Sir Francis Bacon's pseudonymous William Shakespeare.
 
Extreme Bohunk said:
'Boogity, boogity boogity!'
Darrell Waltrip


Oh yeah? "Bunny boogers, turkey tits, panda poop!" -- "Lake Wobeggon Days" by Garrison Keilor
 
ProofreadManx said:
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I was just taking Earl up on his offer: "Do what you will with the thread - no real point to it." ;)

That is ok. :D VB HAS NOW TAKEN CONTOL :catroar: don't mess up on her ;) LOL
 
Jack Nicholson does Shakespear:

"To be... Or not to god damn be. That's the fuckin' questin, isn't it? To take the shit and like it or to get the fuck out. That's what the question is."

Something oddly inspiring in that. :devil:
 
Oh that this too too solid flesh would not melt.

At least until VB's very satisfied.

The Earl
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
"What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so."

~ from Hamlet (Act II, Scene II ) also by Sir Francis Bacon's pseudonymous William Shakespeare.


I have that one memorized.

Hello authors. Is it wrong to tell you I named my dog Shakespeare? He never barked iambic though.

This is my favorite sonnet.

SONNET 138

When my love swears that she is made of truth
I do believe her, though I know she lies,
That she might think me some untutor'd youth,
Unlearned in the world's false subtleties.
Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,
Although she knows my days are past the best,
Simply I credit her false speaking tongue:
On both sides thus is simple truth suppress'd.
But wherefore says she not she is unjust?
And wherefore say not I that I am old?
O, love's best habit is in seeming trust,
And age in love loves not to have years told:
Therefore I lie with her and she with me,
And in our faults by lies we flatter'd be.
 
Dranoel said:
Jack Nicholson does Shakespear. . .
Dranoel,

In keeping with the season, I should be interested in seeing your version of the To Be Or Not To Be speech, as delivered by Yoda. ;)
 
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