Inconvenient Pussy Causes One-Handed Typing

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[Emperor_Nero]

I should be doing something. Dishes, laundry??

Instead, since Ms. Pixie Bug tiny baby kitty placed her petite 7-pound body in my lap I've been trapped. Trapped, I tell you!

Her purring is so loud I can't hear my iPod.

She is also on my left arm, which is currently falling asleep. Hmmm.

I suppose I shouldn't fight it. After all, my rum drinking arm is free.

Purrrrrrrrrr.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/CELL%20Phone%20images/DSCN0595-1.jpg

That's not a drinking arm, that's a petting arm.

Pet the pussy ... you know you want to

 

[TE999]

I should be doing something. Dishes, laundry??

Instead, since Ms. Pixie Bug tiny baby kitty placed her petite 7-pound body in my lap I've been trapped. Trapped, I tell you!

Her purring is so loud I can't hear my iPod.

She is also on my left arm, which is currently falling asleep. Hmmm.

I suppose I shouldn't fight it. After all, my rum drinking arm is free.

Purrrrrrrrrr.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/CELL%20Phone%20images/DSCN0595-1.jpg

So it's not "Oooh! Ahhh! Yes! Yes!", it's "meow, meow, meow?"

What kind of a porn site is this anyway?

 

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[sadangel]

Realizes this is NOT the time to answer that question.

 

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[sadangel]

Um. No. Not going to answer. *must go to bed now.* *Really, I should*

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Naughty boy.

Right now she is licking every bit of her fur. Pussy grooming.

And she's wet. And squirmy.

What would you do with a wet and squirmy pussy on your lap?

I'm sure I'd come up with something

 

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[Safe_Bet]

What would you do with a wet and squirmy pussy on your lap?

First thing I'd do is move the damn cat out of the way!

 

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[Kev H]

Aww. That shared affection is worth minor inconveniences. Hopefully you can repeat it as often as your cat allows. I look forward to winter--my cats are too practical to be lap-cats during the summer.

 

[Handley_Page]

Naughty boy.

Right now she is licking every bit of her fur. Pussy grooming.

And she's wet. And squirmy.

What would you do with a wet and squirmy pussy on your lap?

stroke it.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

It's that night changing moment when you realise the warm, sensous tongue licking your inner ear is Tigger, the maine coon, and not your rapturous SO. Sad getting old.

 

[Handley_Page]

It's that night changing moment when you realise the warm, sensous tongue licking your inner ear is Tigger, the maine coon, and not your rapturous SO. Sad, getting old.

How very true

 

[NoJo]

I should be doing something. Dishes, laundry??

Instead, since Ms. Pixie Bug tiny baby kitty placed her petite 7-pound body in my lap I've been trapped. Trapped, I tell you!

Her purring is so loud I can't hear my iPod.

She is also on my left arm, which is currently falling asleep. Hmmm.

I suppose I shouldn't fight it. After all, my rum drinking arm is free.

Purrrrrrrrrr.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/CELL%20Phone%20images/DSCN0595-1.jpg

Please post a thread with an innocent title which actually talks about your cunt

 

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[The_Fool]

You first.

Mutters something about a cunt in the hand is better than two in the bush. Or was it a hand in the cunt?

 

[ms.read]

lol