inappropriate haiku

[cleaver]

i don't know, folks
about what's appropriate
here
anymore

but i like the dagger
that can be haiku...

here: for today

cool pacific breeze
caresses the early morn
a nip in the air
​

wow the world
with your inappropriate constrained dagger-wit...

i'll think it's cool

 

[cleaver]

here: also for today

once cold in berlin

cold became not the object

a chancellor rose​

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Does citing poems

on an erotic website

get your penis sucked?

 

[cleaver]

Does citing poems

on an erotic website

get your penis sucked?

it has

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

it has

Please phrase your response

in the form of a haiku

or look like a putz.

 

[cleaver]

Please phrase your response

in the form of a haiku

or look like a putz.

i've tossed out two now

putz?
putz?
who looks like the putz?

any slow target

 

[Aquagal]

Would the cowbell clang

if there be no icy sea

Toss another bone

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

i've tossed out two now

putz?
putz?
who looks like the putz?

any slow target

I have no idea wtf a haiku is. Am I close?

 

[cleaver]

I have no idea wtf a haiku is. Am I close?

god, ann!
there must be...
warmer bodies to molest

here

with hollow noise

 

[cleaver]

of course it would clang

"whether"
in this,
but excuse

can ride winds, you know?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

god, ann!
there must be...
warmer bodies to molest

here

with hollow noise

Is that your way of telling me to fuck off?

 

[cleaver]

Is that your way of telling me to fuck off?

oh no, honey-pie!

mistral's tongues licked at her quim

keep talking...
yes/no

 

[Aquagal]

The creepers keep flocking

Fine lines smudge that pedo thread

Yet it still prevails

 

[cleaver]

hey jay, wanna play?

cloudy with a chance of
hmmm...


right.
the fucked up ones...

 

[butters]

Holly's wreathed around his balls
how festive
nice girl - smile like tinsel

 

[butters]

come, sheath your blunt dagger
it only takes a hot blade
to melt butter

 

[butters]

eyeore - that constipated santa
broken tree, lone bauble
no pooh

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Everywhere I look

Xmas decor strewn (more, puked)

Is it over yet?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

does this count as cock blocking?

I like John Cooper Clarke’s (UK)

To convey one’s moods
in seventeen syllables
is very diffic

 

[butters]

old one

oh hai

this is not a ku
i can count - five, seven, five
*chucks in a blossom*

 

[Libsam]

this thread fucking sucks
that's just inappropriate
no shits were given

 

[richard_daily]

the wingnuts arrive
the sex all grinds to a halt
they dry up your cunt

 

[Doom_Guy]

Someone should write some inappropriate Haiku for Heathyr Hoffman.

 

[allateup]

this thread fucking sucks
that's just inappropriate
no shits were given

you mock wannabes
who fantasize they're shit
as they blow haiku

 

[cleaver]

were this about you
a hair's breadth could trigger it


*sashays through GB*