In which I get the horn...

SimonBrooke

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OK, this isn't strictly BDSM but I think you guys will enjoy...

A couple of weeks ago I was in Germany on business, and was taken out for a meal at a little inn high up in the Schwartzwald. I've written about it here. the high point of the meal was drinking mead out of a preposterously large horn. It was, as I think you'll have gathered, huge fun. Very convivial. The horn, of course, is a theatrical prop, but one which it seems encourages conviviality.

So, I thought, could I get myself one? The answer is yes.

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OK, so mine isn't as large in diameter as the one in Germany, but it's longer. And, to my surprise, Scottish - although who in Scotland is now breeding cattle with horns this size I can't even begin to guess!

Now to buy a lot of mead.
 
That is completely awesome. When I was in Berlin this past summer, I bought my boyfriend a little itty bitty horn as a present, because he likes beer, and drinking beer out of a horn is awesome. But your horn far and away out matches the tiny horn I bought him.
 
Is a bigger horn a better horn?

Is there such a thing as too big?

Are there small but potent horns?
 
i want a horn. that is really neat. my sister is supposed to get me a cuckoo clock the next time she is in Germany, and i may have to have her add something similar to my list.
 
did you drink beer out of that whole thing? I would be totally off my ass...
 
Did it come with a matching set of Lederhosen Simon? :D

*snorts*

:D

That horn reminds me of a buck I used to have, his were not that big but he invented a lot of imaginative ways of using them.
He was much more fun than any German I ever met too...
 
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