In the Garden of Light and Shadow

Your words are wonderful and I agree with them completely.. but that picture just makes me feel like you’re ready for someone to tease and taste and take their time devouring you 😍🔥
It was the closest I could get.. sometimes the poetry inspires the photos, sometimes it's the reverse, and some other times I sandwhich it together and hope it works. Lol
But those activities ought to be fun - as long as it’s enjoyment of the process and not demeaning the result, your delight adds to the pleasure.

Somebody needs to do a better job of counting. Tail, ears headband, choker, and 2 nipple clamps (with bells) is 5 pieces.
(Yeah, I know, picky, picky, but it’s all about the marketing, so make it seem like an even better deal. :rolleyes:;)🐈🐱)
🤣 Go figure.. only you would grip at the marketing for holiday themed sex toys..
Very nice and tantalizing words/imagery and picture.

BTW - long-standing question - do others in your household wonder/ask about you being ensconced in your room and shouting, “Cheese?”
Donut was quite confused there was no actual cheese when it was yelled, but otherwise, no one else is around to hear it.
That’s an excellent shot and splendid inspiration on a Sunday morning. Hope your day is moving smoothly.
My day is almost at and end..and I'm so grateful for that. 😅 The lawn mower and leaves about dis me in this afternoon.
Need to put one of those gardening knee pads on the floor by your footboard. I don't want my knees to get sore.
I have some really nice ones for ya! Gel paded for extra comfort on long jobs. 🤪
I know where my face would be planted right now 😍
In the door..
Do you still want me to recite some poems or I could use my tongue for more juicy stuff? :cool::D
Bahaha. You still need to recite something, otherwise, how do I know you're not an idiot? 🤔🤪
Goodness, if you don't watch out those will end up on the floor!
What will? My panties? Your manties? Your jaw? My ass from falling off the bed? (Cause that's happened before. 10 out of 10, do not recommend.)
 
And here I figured you would be in favor of lightly bruised backsides!
You would be correct 98% of the time! But right now, I'm sore and need tenderness.
*rim shot*
How are we suppose to break things on the floor? Guess we could get carpet burn or stain the hardwood or Crack some tile
...
😬
There will be no breaking of anything inside my house this evening. Take your feral ass outside and go break something useful- like wood.
 
:ROFLMAO: Go figure.. only you would gripe at the marketing for holiday themed sex toys..
Well, it’s mostly me making fun of the vendor for not being able to count, and partly teasing that they aren’t following the usual big A hyperbolic pitch. (Although I am amused that the color scheme and jingle bells make it Xmas-themed.) ;)

Donut was quite confused there was no actual cheese when it was yelled, but otherwise, no one else is around to hear it.
Yep, I figured you did this during personal time to avoid those awkward situations; just wanted to confirm that.

On a very tangentially-related note, have you seen this?
https://molossus.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/silvertstein.jpg

Bahaha. You still need to recite something, otherwise, how do I know you're not an idiot? 🤔🤪
Hmm, what about reciting while also being lingually occupied? And you get to choose a suitable tongue twister. Elocution would definitely suffer, but that could satisfy two sets of needs at once (although probably not doing either as well as desired). 🤪🤷‍♂️
 
Well, it’s mostly me making fun of the vendor for not being able to count, and partly teasing that they aren’t following the usual big A hyperbolic pitch. (Although I am amused that the color scheme and jingle bells make it Xmas-themed.) ;)


Yep, I figured you did this during personal time to avoid those awkward situations; just wanted to confirm that.

On a very tangentially-related note, have you seen this?
https://molossus.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/silvertstein.jpg


Hmm, what about reciting while also being lingually occupied? And you get to choose a suitable tongue twister. Elocution would definitely suffer, but that could satisfy two sets of needs at once (although probably not doing either as well as desired). 🤪🤷‍♂️
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I had not seen that before! I've got a few of Shel Silverstein's books..and The Giving Tree is my biggest pet peeve, so that comic hits home in a good way.

The tongue twisters come later, elocution comes first. 🤪
 
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