In Need of an Exorcist ... hmm... or even a Sexorcist!!

[The Duke of Oral]

Okay someone needs to remove the curses that have been placed on me for how long? ? ? ... hmmm ... not sure ... but whoever or whatever needs to be neutralized so that I may have a SEX LIFE again!!! Most anyone can masterbate, but give me a fucking break.... or rather a break from NON-fucking!!!! Ones imagination can grow tired also....

 

[MissTaken]

Demons be Gone!



*poof*




Damn, dropped the crucifix!

Sorry, dude.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Demons be Gone!



*poof*




Damn, dropped the crucifix!

Sorry, dude.

LMAO !! when you dropped it, did you perchance bend over??

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Batteries Were Included

Everything costs money these days, and everything has a price tag that peaks someones interest. Hmmmm, they gave us the parts for free... some assembly required though, no doubt!!

 

[MissTaken]

LMAO !! when you dropped it, did you perchance bend over??

Yes!

Were you the one pinching my butt?

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Yes!

Were you the one pinching my butt?

well the lights did go off for a second... so I just reached for the first thing that I could find... and it WAS NICE.... so that would be me!

 

[MissTaken]

well the lights did go off for a second... so I just reached for the first thing that I could find... and it WAS NICE.... so that would be me!

Nice?

But it may not have been me!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Nice?

But it may not have been me!

good point, but then again You did feel it!!

 

[MissTaken]

good point, but then again You did feel it!!

Eerrrrr

Ya got me there!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Nice?

But it may not have been me!

Perhaps we should get a second opinion... here let me try that pinch again!! :d

 

[MissTaken]

Ohhh!




Yep, that was me!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Ohhh!




Yep, that was me!

Sooo, we're not the blind leading the blind!! Hope you're having a great New Year's start...

 

[Ezarc]

Ah, young lust. My work is done here.

 

[MissTaken]

Sooo, we're not the blind leading the blind!! Hope you're having a great New Year's start...

It has been a great start!


*snickers*

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Ah, young lust. My work is done here.

Lust is but the deed itself undonst..

 

[MissTaken]

Ah, young lust. My work is done here.

Darlin'!

Your work is never done!

 

[Ezarc]

Darlin'!

Your work is never done!

No rest for the wicked, heh?

 

[The Duke of Oral]

No rest for the wicked, heh?

they say that laziness is the devil's workshop, and I'm all for keeping his ass out of anything!! So work on, ye toils of lustful manifestations !!

 

[Ezarc]

they say that laziness is the devil's workshop, and I'm all for keeping his ass out of anything!! So work on, ye toils of lustful manifestations !!

As I have said many times, "Take Care and Lust Always"!

 

[MissTaken]

No rest for the wicked, heh?

Who's wicked?

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Who's wicked?

Wicked? Wicked is as wicked does, but I prefer Lickedness anyday! Such as: