In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day...

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[CharleyH]

Arr, Billy - thats right, walk my plank.

 

[Guest]

Aaarrrr!!! Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day and in honor of this fine day, here are the top ten Pirate pick up lines:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Hey!

I've heard a few of these before.

 

[blackhaus7]

Hey!

I've heard a few of these before.

But I didn't mean anything by it.

 

[Guest]

But I didn't mean anything by it.

Perv.

Those are lame even for a pirate.

 

[blackhaus7]

Perv.

Those are lame even for a pirate.

I don't think I've used one. But I was apologizing anyway........

 

[Guest]

I don't think I've used one. But I was apologizing anyway........

Yeah.

You apologize to me quite often.

 

[blackhaus7]

Yeah.

You apologize to me quite often.

But you don't take offense enough.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]

But you don't take offense enough.

I'm gonna start.

 

[oggbashan]

Pirate story

I wrote a Pirate story and posted it on Literotica.

Unfortunately it is an aside in the middle of The Worst Chain Story Ever Ch.01 and the reader has to find it.

Anyone willing to try?

Og

 

[Guest]

damnit~
i miss all the fun days.
v~
off to pout.

 

[S-Des]

I'll watch Pirates Of The Caribbean later to properly honor the day. If I have time, I'll watch Down Periscope too, that movie always cracks me up....Arghhh

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Aw, shit, ya landlubbers - I's in the process of erectin' me periscope and it suddenly snapped in two. Can I borrow ya plank as a splint?