In case you were hoping, you won't win the Nobel prize in literature this year.

This is indeed unfortunate because the word on the street was that the Nobel committee finally was going to give the mom-son genre its due this year.
 
The Nobel Prize is too much of a heavy lift for me any time soon. I'm aiming for Oprah's book club.
 
Well, shit, you mean I just have a settle for a Hugo with my time-travel sex story?
 
The mom son genre should have its own awards,,,we could call them the Oedy's
 
As long as it doesn't feature any cheating dinosaur wives.

I don't think any dinosaur husbands will be complaining. The girls were bigger. A whip of the tail, a twist of the neck, and their agreement has ended. If he escapes then he's probably grateful for the sex -- imagine that, Mr. Nobel committee.
 
Any time I think of cheating dinosaur sex, I just picture Donald and Melania.

And then go bleach my brain... >.O;;
 
Any time I think of cheating dinosaur sex, I just picture Donald and Melania.

And then go bleach my brain... >.O;;

I was having a perfectly lovely evening and you just had to call up that image. Pass the bleach, please.
 
Any time I think of cheating dinosaur sex, I just picture Donald and Melania.

And then go bleach my brain... >.O;;

Funny I think of Clinton with Lewinski, but I keep forgetting that cheating sex offender is canonized and above reproach.
 
Funny I think of Clinton with Lewinski, but I keep forgetting that cheating sex offender is canonized and above reproach.

When that happens I think Bill and non-con. Then Ted and water sports. Then that Other Kennedy president guy and Marilyn et al and, well, that all wasn't fiction was it.
 
When that happens I think Bill and non-con. Then Ted and water sports. Then that Other Kennedy president guy and Marilyn et al and, well, that all wasn't fiction was it.

It goes farther back than that. How about little Betsey Ross and the splinters in her thighs. :eek:
 
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