SweetWitch
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I feel a severe case of smart-ass coming on. 
In a mood.
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OneLustyWench
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I feel a severe case of smart-ass coming on.
On a scale of 1-10, how smart-assed are you feeling?
Emperor_Nero
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I feel a severe case of smart-ass coming on.
You? Not you...I just can't see that happening
OneLustyWench
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You? Not you...I just can't see that happening
Dude, you just put a target on your back.
SweetWitch
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On a scale of 1-10, how smart-assed are you feeling?
12
You? Not you...I just can't see that happening
Fuck off.
Some people never learn.
OneLustyWench
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Wow, that is some major smart-assed mood.
Do you want him delivered for your mood or just secured until you get here?
SweetWitch
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Wow, that is some major smart-assed mood.
Do you want him delivered for your mood or just secured until you get here?
Do you really want me to do damage to him?
It's been a rough few weeks at work. The pressure has been getting to me to the point where I thought I was losing my mind. So...today I decided to go ahead and play the part of mad woman.
I went to the gas station at lunch to grab a Coke. Walking across the parking lot to the door, I started talking to myself. I even stepped left, answered myself, stepped right and argued. When I reached the door, a guy asked if I was all right.
My response?
"Hey, we're having a conversation here. Who taught you to interupt people when their talking? Learn some manners."
Kasey behind the counter started to lose it. She's used to my antics.
OneLustyWench
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Hey, if it helps you, go for it. He's kinda good at diffusing moods, that cuddly it will be OK kinda thing where you feel secure and can let go.
Would have enjoyed seeing that conversation and response. Not something one sees everyday but we might all be better off if we did do something like that.
SweetWitch
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You have no idea how liberating it can be.
OneLustyWench
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Kind of reminds me of the new flu commercial where the guy keeps people away by carrying around a chain saw.
SweetWitch
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Oooo! I have to try that one tomorrow.
OneLustyWench
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Glad I could help. It really did wonders for keeping germ ridden populace away. And no waiting for the elevator or crowding into one.
SweetWitch
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LOL. I have one that will work better with my job. Tomorrow I dress in ninja garb--complete with mask and swords. Can't wait to see the looks on their faces.
OneLustyWench
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LOL. I have one that will work better with my job. Tomorrow I dress in ninja garb--complete with mask and swords. Can't wait to see the looks on their faces.
OK but no jumping over fences, OK?
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OneLustyWench
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Hell, my fat ass can barely jump over this roving mutt we have in the house.
And how is that adorable ball of fur doing?
SweetWitch
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You know the center support of my house where the fireplace is? Right now she's running in circles around it, growling, snarling and barking. Seems I'm not the only one who knows how to argue with herself.
OneLustyWench
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Awww, too cute. Maybe she's doing it so you won't have to? Or she is really learning from you how to do it right.
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Awww, too cute. Maybe she's doing it so you won't have to? Or she is really learning from you how to do it right.
She usually does it about the same time every evening. I think she's chasing the ghost that lives in my house.
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Maybe the two of you could strike up an entertaining conversation with said spirit. And confuse the hell out of it.
SweetWitch
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Maybe the two of you could strike up an entertaining conversation with said spirit. And confuse the hell out of it.
Nah. He's already pissed. He's been playing tricks on me.
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Which one?
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midwestyankee
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The one where he moves things and hides my keys.
That's a good one; very popular this season.
SweetWitch
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Yeah? Well James better knock it off or I'll evict his ass.
