In 3 hours....

[Lasz]

"I will be 21 and have the god given right to get drunk, gamble away my life savings, and be able to pay a woman to dry hump me for $20"
(sob) I think I am going to cry I thought this day would never come.

 

[juicylips]

Happy Birthday!!

Hope you get everything you want!!

You only turn 21 once...

Have a good one!!
Cassidy

 

[Azwed]

I turned 21 three days after i got my tax refund check for 350 dollars. Needless to say we threw had a lot of liquor and beer that weekend.

 

[Summery]

Happy Birthday Lazarus.....

Best Birthday Wishes.

Enjoy the new found adventures of turning "21"

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Happy Birthday. If I knew where you were I'd send you my normal gift to a friend on their 21st birthday. A Bottle of asprin, a pair of sunglasses, and a pair of earplugs. All the things you need for that hangover on the morning after your birthday.

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Congrats on the special mile stone birthday! Go get 'em tiger!

Enjoy!

Phantom

 

[freakygirl]

save yourself $20 and a dry humping..


Come see me.. I'll fuck ya for free

jeez... so much for being shy.. *L*

Anyway.. Happy Birthday!

 

[Moridin187]

Hey man, live it up for all of us who haven't reached that benchmark yet. Take a shot for me eh?

 

[Lasz]

Thanks

Wow,
Thanks everybody, I didn't think this many people would actually care. FreayGurl, that would be the greatest gift I will have recieved in a long time

Its only 2 and 1/2 hours now!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Happy Birthday

Write down 5 things you woukld like by the time you are 35 and tuck it away somewhere safe. You will be amazed at what you will read in years to come

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Thanks

Wow,
Thanks everybody, I didn't think this many people would actually care. FreayGurl, that would be the greatest gift I will have recieved in a long time

Its only 2 and 1/2 hours now!

It's the least I can do for someone But you better hurry... Hubby will be home in 4 hours

 

[Alina]

Happy Birthday Lazarus!!

 

[Lasz]

t's the least I can do for someone But you better hurry... Hubby will be home in 4 hours

Well I will just hop in my personal jet and be there in three hours , oh darn wait I would want more time then that, sorry cant do it tonight

 

[freakygirl]

Well I will just hop in my personal jet and be there in three hours , oh darn wait I would want more time then that, sorry cant do it tonight

how about tomorrow night? I'm free from 12:30 pm - 10:30 pm PST.. be here anytime.. *L*

 

[Lasz]

and I can bring the drinks! We will just have to see, I dont know if I can get the jet for tomarrow though!

 

[paganangel]

$20 ad all ya get is a dry hump?

in new york that's 2 blow jobs.

happy birthday big dog.

 

[Wiggles]

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[Bitch_Goddess]

Happy 21st!!!

Make sure one of your friends grabs a camera and takes lots of pictures, that way you can actually remember the night you turned 21.

Feel free to email any and all good pics to me!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

"I will be 21 and have the god given right to get drunk, gamble away my life savings, and be able to pay a woman to dry hump me for $20"
(sob) I think I am going to cry I thought this day would never come.

Happy Birthday, Lazarus!

May you have many, many more years of decadent fun ahead of you! (I agree, don't pay for the dry hump!)

 

[Rubyfruit]

Happy birthday sweetiepie

 

[Eroticus]

Go for the sympathy fuck. Get your friends to take you to a club, then have them go around telling all the girls you just turned 21 and have never been laid, while you sit in the corner looking miserable. Works every time.