Dillinger
Guerrilla Ontologist
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Do you know that tomorrow, Saturday, marks the anniversary of when the suction vacuum cleaner was patented in 1869? And only a mere 2 hours after it was patented it had its cherry popped by a randy janitor.
And - this past week was actually National Hug Holiday Week. Next week will obviously then have to be National File a Sexual Harrassment Lawsuit Week!
Next Thursday, the 13th, is the 16th birthday of both Mary-Kate and Ashely Olsen. That makes them legal in 37 different states!!!
Tuesday, June 18, kicks off Beaver, Pennsylvania's annual Beaver Festival. Unfortunately I've been banned from the town after last year's celebration.
And - this past week was actually National Hug Holiday Week. Next week will obviously then have to be National File a Sexual Harrassment Lawsuit Week!
Next Thursday, the 13th, is the 16th birthday of both Mary-Kate and Ashely Olsen. That makes them legal in 37 different states!!!
Tuesday, June 18, kicks off Beaver, Pennsylvania's annual Beaver Festival. Unfortunately I've been banned from the town after last year's celebration.