Next time you press charges against someone make sure to tell police:
1. I don't like him, never did.
2. He never did anything just wanted him arrested in case.![]()
3. My nextdoor neighbor doesn't like him either and he's a lawyer!
4. My neighbor across the street gave me 50 bucks to call you, you want half?
5. Honest, I called because he might do something, just wanted to make sure we put him in jail before he does. The chief of police is my friend, so don't worry!![]()
I doubt the police would lay a charge in this case, and in the other you would be kicked off the jury, so what is your point?
Oh don't try and roll your analogy over to Donald, it doesn't quite fit.
Maybe try
1 "I don't know him, I am just trying to get a meeting with him"
2 "he said I have to do him a favour before he will release his countries legally promised support"
3 "my next door neighbour, who he is friends with, is invading my turf"
4 "if I state publicly that his political opponent is a crook, I will receive my support"
5 "honest I am just a schmuck caught up in this, and I am doing nothing wrong"
