Imagine …

strangers give you behind your back after hearing you fart in public.

Imagine the number of
 
Lighthouses I’ve been to and the sea crashing on the rocks below.

Imagine the sensation …
 
…the waves hitting the shores of Zealand.

Imagine that surge of ecstacy when…
 
they see you were arrested for streaking...

Imagine when they
 
first saw Kale and were so excited about trying to eat it! Oh the joy! Then that disgust and crushing disappointment.

Imagine the person who first discovered…
 
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