I'm Young So I Must Be Naive

[arienette]

I received this as a Myspace bulletin and while I usually hate them, I really like this one and wanted to share.

I'm white, so I must not be able to say, nigga, spic, beaner, wetback..but I am called cracker or redneck.

I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic/anorexic.

I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.

I'm black, so I must be on welfare.

I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.

I'm Asian, so I must love math.

I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.

I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.

I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.

I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.

I'm old, so I probably cant drive.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.

I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.

I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.

I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.

I'm a guy, so I only want to get into your pants.

I'm a girl, so I must think irrationally.

I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.

I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.

I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.

I dont live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.

I don't have sex alot, so i must be a prude.

I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch.

I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.

I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.

I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.

I'm young, so I must be naive.

I'm rich, so I must be a snob, conceited.

I wear black, so I must be gothic.

I smell, so I must be a hobo.

Im a black male, so i must be a thief.

I roll wit alot of dudes, so i must be easy

I wear what i want ( diffrent styles) so i must be a poser!

My daddy is a firefighter and im interested in the job so i must be in it for the boys.


Bottom line is that sterotypes are wrong, and the only way we can get rid of them is to make people aware of them!

 

[minsue]

bumpity

 

[arienette]

bumpity

Thanks.

 

[wishfulthinking]

There was one I didn't agree with...

And I wanted to add:

I'm pretty, so I must be shallow

 

[impressive]

I'm pretty, so I must be shallow

And stupid.

 

[WhiteTigerNipples]

I'm smart so I must be pedantic.

 

[Equinoxe]

And stupid.

It's not very nice of you to say that about-- oh, wait, nevermind.

 

[garbage can]

I have a 12 inch cock, so I must be John Holmes...

 

[Stella_Omega]

I have a 12 inch cock, so I must be John Holmes...

That's quite a coincidence- I am too!
(bought it speshull)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"I'm me, so I must be amazing."

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I'm a guy, so I only want to get into your pants.

Well, some stereotypes are true.

 

[Liar]

Well, some stereotypes are true.

Provided they wear pants.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Provided they wear pants.

The rule is easily adapted to fit the circumstances.

 

[alice_underneath]

I'm a submissive woman, so I must be a doormat and an easy lay.

 

[Norajane]

I'm a thirtysomething woman so I must be desperate for a husband, children, or both.

 

[togitc]

I'm quiet, so I must be creepy

 

[zeb1094]

I design computer software, so I must be a geek.

 

[FallingToFly]

I write smut, so I must be a bad parent.

or alternately

I write smut, so I must have no talent or skill whatsoever.

 

[SeaCat]

I am black, so I must be into music.

I am white, so I can't dance or compete in team sports.

I'm not rich, so I probably don't work.

I don't have a college degree, so I'm stupid.

Cat

 

[WyoD_S]

I am Dominant, so I must be abusive and uncaring.

or

I am Dominant, so I am just looking for easy sex.

 

[arienette]

I am black, so I must be into music.

I am white, so I can't dance or compete in team sports.

I'm not rich, so I probably don't work.

I don't have a college degree, so I'm stupid.

Cat

Fuck, I don't even have a GED, but I am quite far from stupid.
But I get that a lot.