I'm new hear my future stuff

[ThePenileAvenger]

Hi, I'm the new guy, nice to meat you. I just wanted to give everybody a heads-up on my future pland.

• Most of my stories will feature local (Toronto, Canadian) based Celebs.
• I don't claim to be a brilliant writer, I'm pretty good a detail but my grammar and spelling isn't always the best.
• Most of Fan Fiction will feature media personalities especially from radio, but some TV folks to.
• I do a lot of Gonzo style stuff, but that doesn't make me a bad person... writing smut makes me a bad person
• My biggest nich is tickling so you'll be getting alot of that.
• Lastly I try to bring humour to my stuff whenever I can which includes breaking the dreaded 4th wall.

Well, that's all for now, take care

 

[StillStunned]

Welcome! I hope you have a wonderful time with our hobby. It's very satisfying, as they say.

 

[ThePenileAvenger]

Hi, I'm the new guy, nice to meat you. I just wanted to give everybody a heads-up on my future pland.

• Most of my stories will feature local (Toronto, Canadian) based Celebs.
• I don't claim to be a brilliant writer, I'm pretty good a detail but my grammar and spelling isn't always the best.
• Most of Fan Fiction will feature media personalities especially from radio, but some TV folks to.
• I do a lot of Gonzo style stuff, but that doesn't make me a bad person... writing smut makes me a bad person
• My biggest nich is tickling so you'll be getting alot of that.
• Not all the women featured in my stories will necessarily be hot, but they will always be... deserving
• Lastly I try to bring humour to my stuff whenever I can which includes breaking the dreaded 4th wall.

Well, that's all for now, take care

 

[ThePenileAvenger]

Welcome! I hope you have a wonderful time with our hobby. It's very satisfying, as they say.

Thank you

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Welcome. There's an audience here for anything well-written.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

nice to meat you.

Was that on purpose?

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Welcome. There's an audience here for anything well-written.

Yes, and there's an even bigger audience for stuff that's not so well written.

 

[litfan10]

Hi, I'm the new guy, nice to meat you. I just wanted to give everybody a heads-up on my future pland.

• Most of my stories will feature local (Toronto, Canadian) based Celebs.
• I don't claim to be a brilliant writer, I'm pretty good a detail but my grammar and spelling isn't always the best.
• Most of Fan Fiction will feature media personalities especially from radio, but some TV folks to.
• I do a lot of Gonzo style stuff, but that doesn't make me a bad person... writing smut makes me a bad person
• My biggest nich is tickling so you'll be getting alot of that.
• Lastly I try to bring humour to my stuff whenever I can which includes breaking the dreaded 4th wall.

Well, that's all for now, take care

Welcome and enjoy yourself

 

[SimonDoom]

Welcome. Have fun. Stick your toe in the water and get involved. If you ask for opinions, you will get them, but you may find many aren't helpful. Stay true to yourself, try to stay positive, and most of all, have fun writing. It can be very rewarding.

 

[MrPixel]

Welcome. And beware the rampaging homonym.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

Yes, and there's an even bigger audience for stuff that's not so well written.

Ah... beat me to it.

 

[joy_of_cooking]

Welcome!

I'm glad you're aware of your spelling issues. You're definitely not alone in that struggle. If you search the forum here you'll find lots of discussion of ways to clean up your drafts before you publish.

 

[StillStunned]

Whoa, déjà vu!

 

[Rob_Royale]

Welcome. The AH has a pretty eclectic group of weirdos and perverts who are very supportive of new writers, but not necessarily of each other. Tis a silly place.

 

[StillStunned]

Welcome. The AH has a pretty eclectic group of weirdos and perverts who are very supportive of new writers, but not necessarily of each other. Tis a silly place.

Aww, you called me pretty!

 

[gunhilltrain]

Was that on purpose?

There's also "I'm new hear" and "my future pland." Could those be jokes on your part?

 

[nice90sguy]

Hi, I'm the new guy, nice to meat you

I meat a lot of guys on Grinder

 

[gunhilltrain]

Aww, you called me pretty!

Just like Natalie Wood.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

There's also "I'm new hear" and "my future pland." Could those be jokes on your part?

I read it as "I'm new <comma> hear my future stuff." And as for pland, well that's just a (cringey, sure) typo. I could be wrong, but I gave the benefit of the doubt. See? I'm not nearly so pedantic as you think.

 

[StillStunned]

People make typos in their posts here, it's no big deal. It has to do with hearing the words phonetically in your head as you type them out.

 

[alohadave]

People make typos in their posts here, it's no big deal. It has to do with hearing the words phonetically in your head as you type them out.

And really, typos in forums aren't that big of a deal. It's not like they are posted stories, they are conversational.

 

[TheLobster]

It has to do with hearing the words phonetically in your head as you type them out.

I sure would love to hear the words orthographically in my head as I type them out. Would help a ton getting the spelling right!

 

[onehitwanda]

I just think in demotic.

 

[StillStunned]

I just think in demotic.

With your dirty mind, you probably regularly need a demotictac.

 

[onehitwanda]

With your dirty mind, you probably regularly need a demotictac.

My mind is not dirty. I bathe it twice a day.