I'm too fucking rich and I smell great!

[Guest]

I was talking to my best friend Abe Lincoln today and he told me that I am too rich to be living on the street. I told him that it was my mission on earth to live out of a shopping cart and collect aluminum cans so that Mama Cass can be reincarnated and come back to save us all from Fidel Castro, who is planning to take over the Hawaiian Islands with Bill Clinton's help. This friends of mine also said that I smell like a rose. Too pretty smelling for a man. That's probably because I took a shower back in June of 1999. I have to go answer the pay phone now, it's probably Benny Hill calling and asking me to guest star on his show.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm hoovering down pizza like Miss America locked inside of Dominoes. I'm also about to discuss show it, don't tell it in writing. Nice to meet you, troll.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Fucking name-droppers. I hate them!

 

[seXieleXie]

Fucking name-droppers. I hate them!

almost as bad as hypocrites

 

[Starfish]

Woodrow, I suggest you go and Buy, sell, buy, sell... funny money, whoo ha!


Sorry, I mean Boo-ba!

 

[Rick DeVille]

I was talking to my best friend Abe Lincoln ......Benny Hill calling and asking me to guest star on his show.

All the loonies and fringe dwellers come here sooner or later

 

[GuyJD]

Aw well, P.P. I just added you to my Christmas list.

I just ordered you a Tommy Hilfiger straight jacket online so that you can be that sharpest dressed man in the funny farm.

 

[Starfish]

Mr. Funnyface, I'm from outerspace.
Kibbles and bits, tiny mouse tits.
Run for the hills, we've got to eat pills.
I love you.

Or something to that effect.